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holiday jokes

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> Q. What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
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> A. Santa stopped at three HO’s!!
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> Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
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> A. Because he had low elf esteem!!
 
This will be the picture on Sony's Christmas Cards for 2015.

And of course, send one to Bad Hair Cut Guy also.
 

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yáll are just so-oooo funny.... :rolleyes:
where is that "Breast Holiday Wishes" card???? cause i've got the opposite version for yáll, waiting in the wings (should i feel compelled to be banned).
 
Poor guy being outed as only needing Medium....but its how you use it, right?

leave it to you, to catch that - i like them tight.

and yes, Tim, the entire store heard me scream when i found them! men gathered around throwing packages into their carts; while the women fled.
 
Senior Moment

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> A Senior Moment
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> It all started at Cabela's Sporting Goods.
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> When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, ... the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
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> Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
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> When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
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> I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
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> They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
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> I still don't think I looked that bad.
 
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