Funny pic/gif thread...
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The funniest part of that is she said she was going to WORK. Nobody in that family has worked a real day in their life since their step-father passed away.
The funniest part of that is she said she was going to WORK. Nobody in that family has worked a real day in their life since their step-father passed away.
That barfstool vid made me laugh out loud and I was alone in my office, Mitch
That "barfstool" was a typo but I didn't correct it because I think it should be a word.
That "barfstool" was a typo but I didn't correct it because I think it should be a word.
Those are Contrails from the hot nacelles from Jets.
In case she or anyone else hadn't noticed, Jets have been leaving them ever since they were invented.
A good Con Theory tho, or is it?
The funniest one I saw was a episode of Gun smoke. They panned a view of the sky and there was a Jet Contrail.
In case she or anyone else hadn't noticed, Jets have been leaving them ever since they were invented.
A good Con Theory tho, or is it?
The funniest one I saw was a episode of Gun smoke. They panned a view of the sky and there was a Jet Contrail.
Why athletes can't have regular jobs
WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said:
"To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
4. Torrin Polk,University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings."
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh :
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."
(Now that is beautiful)
7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height..,"
And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ..."
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."
11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player
who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
"I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."
15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
"Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye.":grin-square:
WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said:
"To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
4. Torrin Polk,University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings."
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh :
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."
(Now that is beautiful)
7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height..,"
And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ..."
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."
11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player
who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
"I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."
15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
"Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye.":grin-square:
This kills me LOL!!
Dog for sale
>
>>> A guy is driving around the back woods of
>>> Montana and he sees a sign in front of a
>>> broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'
>>> He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
>>> the dog is in the backyard.
>>>
>>> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
>>> Labrador retriever sitting there.
>>> 'You talk?' he asks.
>>>
>>> 'Yep,' the Lab replies.
>>>
>>> After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog
>>> talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
>>>
>>> The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I
>>> could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
>>> so... I told the CIA.
>>>
>>> In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
>>> rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured
>>> a dog would be eavesdropping.'
>>>
>>> 'I was one of their most valuable spies for
>>> eight years running..
>>>
>>> But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
>>> younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
>>>
>>> at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
>>> characters and listening in.
>>>
>>> I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a
>>> batch of medals.'
>>>
>>> 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
>>>
>>> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
>>> wants for the dog.
>>>
>>> 'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
>>>
>>> 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are
>>> you selling him so cheap?'
>>>
>>> 'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard.'
>
>>> A guy is driving around the back woods of
>>> Montana and he sees a sign in front of a
>>> broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'
>>> He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
>>> the dog is in the backyard.
>>>
>>> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
>>> Labrador retriever sitting there.
>>> 'You talk?' he asks.
>>>
>>> 'Yep,' the Lab replies.
>>>
>>> After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog
>>> talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
>>>
>>> The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I
>>> could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
>>> so... I told the CIA.
>>>
>>> In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
>>> rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured
>>> a dog would be eavesdropping.'
>>>
>>> 'I was one of their most valuable spies for
>>> eight years running..
>>>
>>> But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
>>> younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
>>>
>>> at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
>>> characters and listening in.
>>>
>>> I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a
>>> batch of medals.'
>>>
>>> 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
>>>
>>> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
>>> wants for the dog.
>>>
>>> 'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
>>>
>>> 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are
>>> you selling him so cheap?'
>>>
>>> 'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard.'
Armageddon. OMG. Those news people couldn't contain themselves.
Who could. I wouldn't have been able to talk.
Who could. I wouldn't have been able to talk.
hahahaha :thumbup:
