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Dog for sale
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>>> A guy is driving around the back woods of
>>> Montana and he sees a sign in front of a
>>> broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'
>>> He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
>>> the dog is in the backyard.
>>>
>>> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
>>> Labrador retriever sitting there.
>>> 'You talk?' he asks.
>>>
>>> 'Yep,' the Lab replies.
>>>
>>> After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog
>>> talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
>>>
>>> The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I
>>> could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
>>> so... I told the CIA.
>>>
>>> In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
>>> rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured
>>> a dog would be eavesdropping.'
>>>
>>> 'I was one of their most valuable spies for
>>> eight years running..
>>>
>>> But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
>>> younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
>>>
>>> at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
>>> characters and listening in.
>>>
>>> I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a
>>> batch of medals.'
>>>
>>> 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
>>>
>>> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
>>> wants for the dog.
>>>
>>> 'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
>>>
>>> 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are
>>> you selling him so cheap?'
>>>
>>> 'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard.'
>
>>> A guy is driving around the back woods of
>>> Montana and he sees a sign in front of a
>>> broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'
>>> He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
>>> the dog is in the backyard.
>>>
>>> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
>>> Labrador retriever sitting there.
>>> 'You talk?' he asks.
>>>
>>> 'Yep,' the Lab replies.
>>>
>>> After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog
>>> talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
>>>
>>> The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I
>>> could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
>>> so... I told the CIA.
>>>
>>> In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
>>> rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured
>>> a dog would be eavesdropping.'
>>>
>>> 'I was one of their most valuable spies for
>>> eight years running..
>>>
>>> But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
>>> younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
>>>
>>> at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
>>> characters and listening in.
>>>
>>> I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a
>>> batch of medals.'
>>>
>>> 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
>>>
>>> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
>>> wants for the dog.
>>>
>>> 'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
>>>
>>> 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are
>>> you selling him so cheap?'
>>>
>>> 'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard.'
Armageddon. OMG. Those news people couldn't contain themselves.
Who could. I wouldn't have been able to talk.
Who could. I wouldn't have been able to talk.
hahahaha :thumbup:
hahahaha :thumbup:
I knew there was something 'seriously' wrong with you...Your sense of humor, is very similar to your hero's !
PS..Please tell me where his recent post, makes ANY sense at all? (even for him !) You probably busted a gut over it
Can you imagine using a ghost ball? I guess that's the only way you could use a ghost ball....is to imagine it. LoL
Just can't imagine betting my money on the ability to see a ghost.
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I'm working on a great new reality tv show ...
It's called Bearing Sea Hardcore Hustler Pawn Storage Picker Dynasty Boss People Island.
The contestants have a week to grow a beard, travel to Alaska , find enough gold to buy a storage unit ( or dig thru someone's basement) that hopefully contains enough good junk to take to a pawn shop and barter loudly for two pool cues, one of which they use to hunt for their food and the other they will use to hustle some pool games , to get enough money to buy ingredients to bake and decorate masterful cake, which will then be voted on by a panel of celebrity judges who, if they don't like the cake, can vote them off the show.
It's guaranteed to be a smash hit.
It's called Bearing Sea Hardcore Hustler Pawn Storage Picker Dynasty Boss People Island.
The contestants have a week to grow a beard, travel to Alaska , find enough gold to buy a storage unit ( or dig thru someone's basement) that hopefully contains enough good junk to take to a pawn shop and barter loudly for two pool cues, one of which they use to hunt for their food and the other they will use to hustle some pool games , to get enough money to buy ingredients to bake and decorate masterful cake, which will then be voted on by a panel of celebrity judges who, if they don't like the cake, can vote them off the show.
It's guaranteed to be a smash hit.
They don't have to marry anyone naked while singing or dancing with some aging, has-been, washed up, now over weight celebrity or over-hyped media or web personality, or be involved in a personal MMA feud with a game show host?
What gives?
I knew there was something 'seriously' wrong with you...Your sense of humor, is very similar to your hero's !
PS..Please tell me where his recent post, makes ANY sense at all? (even for him !) You probably busted a gut over it
??????????????????
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