I'm working on a great new reality tv show ...
It's called Bearing Sea Hardcore Hustler Pawn Storage Picker Dynasty Boss People Island.
The contestants have a week to grow a beard, travel to Alaska , find enough gold to buy a storage unit ( or dig thru someone's basement) that hopefully contains enough good junk to take to a pawn shop and barter loudly for two pool cues, one of which they use to hunt for their food and the other they will use to hustle some pool games , to get enough money to buy ingredients to bake and decorate masterful cake, which will then be voted on by a panel of celebrity judges who, if they don't like the cake, can vote them off the show.
It's guaranteed to be a smash hit.