One of the funniest series of photos I have seen Facebook in ages
https://www.facebook.com/NerdSocietyX/posts/440518729464642
https://www.facebook.com/NerdSocietyX/posts/440518729464642
Funny pic/gif thread...
- Thread starter dfweyer
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spimp says quality, not quantity.
What a dum.
borderline nsfw...but only for a nip or few/ song rocks too.
https://youtu.be/skHt1eIkVRU?t=1742
What a dum.
borderline nsfw...but only for a nip or few/ song rocks too.
https://youtu.be/skHt1eIkVRU?t=1742
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>>>> Infrequently
>>>> An elderly couple who are both widowed have been courting for a long time.
>>>> They decide it’s finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they go out to dinner and talk about how their marriage might work.
>>>> They discuss finances, living arrangements and so on.
>>>> Finally, the man broaches the subject of their physical relationship.
>>>> “How do you feel about sex?” he asks, rather tentatively.
>>>> “I would like it infrequently,” replies the old lady.
>>>> The old gentleman sits quietly for a moment, adjusts his glasses, leans over towards her and whispers: “Is that one word or two?”
>>>> Infrequently
>>>> An elderly couple who are both widowed have been courting for a long time.
>>>> They decide it’s finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they go out to dinner and talk about how their marriage might work.
>>>> They discuss finances, living arrangements and so on.
>>>> Finally, the man broaches the subject of their physical relationship.
>>>> “How do you feel about sex?” he asks, rather tentatively.
>>>> “I would like it infrequently,” replies the old lady.
>>>> The old gentleman sits quietly for a moment, adjusts his glasses, leans over towards her and whispers: “Is that one word or two?”
Subject: Warning about ebay
An important warning based on the Christmas shopping season.... Buyer beware.....
> Subject: Warning about ebay
> If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. A friend of mine just spent $95, plus tax, on a penis enlarger.
> Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
> The only instruction was, "Do not use in sunlight."
>
An important warning based on the Christmas shopping season.... Buyer beware.....
> Subject: Warning about ebay
> If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. A friend of mine just spent $95, plus tax, on a penis enlarger.
> Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
> The only instruction was, "Do not use in sunlight."
>
Dear Friends,
I am sorry that I have not been consistently responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
And I stupidly thought it was due to aging!
I am sorry that I have not been consistently responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
And I stupidly thought it was due to aging!
President Scumbag.
