I had one of those blow up dolls once.
I was nibbling on her neck once, and she farted and flew out the window!
Jeff Livingston
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I had one of those blow up dolls once.
I was nibbling on her neck once, and she farted and flew out the window!
Jeff Livingston
You're going to need a bigger bilge pump.
Delivering it in a divorce settlement?
Could be.
Maybe he's just sick of pouring money into and this is his final statement to that effect.
Like tossing away a half pack of cigarettes when a guy quits for good.
Jeff Livingston
Read my mind jimmy...Have to figure that it's not his boat at that moment...
Alec Baldwin?
Ex-husband calls ex-wife:
Phone rings
her: "Hello"
him: "I want my boat back"
her: "Ok, I will drop it off today after work"
him: "Ok, thanks"
her: "You're welcome, have a great day"
Now THAT'S person with a great mentality. On another forum I belong to one of the guys lost a leg in a motorcycle accident and when he was done with all the surgeries he got a tattoo on the other leg that said "One foot in the ground"
