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Bee afraid... bee very afraid.

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The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. --T.S.Elliot

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40 we don't care what they think of us. At age 60 we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all. --Ann Landers

We don't grow older; we grow riper. --Pablo Picasso

It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. --Andy Rooney

The older I get, the better I used to be. --Lee Trevino

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. --John Wagner

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old. It's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother that does. --J.Normal Colli

To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable. --Oscar Wilde

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. --Will Rogers

We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars -- more and more repairs and replacements are necessary. --C.S.Lewis

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. --Jenifer Yane

I'm so old that my blood type is discontinued. --Bill Dana

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. --Mark Twain

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
--Robert Orben

When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I'm labelled senile. --George Burns
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