Tisk tisk, Senor Excluido Negro. Your wife is correct. The currently preferred nomenclature is, “PumaTwang.”I referred to wife's 'beaver' once and she told me nobody uses that word anymore.
I started a poll in NPR to settle the matter and it was overwhelmingly in my favor: it is a current euphemism...!
Showed her!
Or classic muscle car.
I believe that the chalk that was used was Pioneer. Using that chalk is a class 2 felony for any reason.Now I remember why I don't play in bars ....