That phone must weigh 70 pounds.
Funny pic/gif thread...
- Thread starter dfweyer
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That tail stock must weigh 70 pounds.
In the dream times they also doubled as a piggy bank.
There's one about this size down the road from me. I've been waiting to see the "FOR SALE" sign on it....
So a jogger’s trotting down the beach and comes upon a little girl, with no arms and no legs, lying on a blanket crying her eyes out. He says, what’s wrong sweetie? She replied, I just turned 21 and I’ve never been hugged! He said, I can fix that, reached down and picked her up and gave her a big hug and continued with his run.
Next day same thing, she’s lying there crying her eyes out saying, I just turned 21 and I’ve never been kissed. He reaches down, picks her up, gives her a big kiss and continues his run.
Next morning, sure enough, there she is crying her eyes out. He said what’s wrong now? She said I just turned 21 and I’ve never been f*cked! He smiled and said, I can fix that. He reached down, picks her up and throws her into the ocean saying, Now you’re F*cked!
Next day same thing, she’s lying there crying her eyes out saying, I just turned 21 and I’ve never been kissed. He reaches down, picks her up, gives her a big kiss and continues his run.
Next morning, sure enough, there she is crying her eyes out. He said what’s wrong now? She said I just turned 21 and I’ve never been f*cked! He smiled and said, I can fix that. He reached down, picks her up and throws her into the ocean saying, Now you’re F*cked!
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Yeah, there's a gwar song about that too.
by Gwar
...That's when I noticed her legs were wood
And I said baby you're looking good
And dragged her out the door.
I grabbed a stump
I need a hole I don't need no hips
I laid a line of coke on her tits
{....sicko parts snipped here/ in vid}
That found her in a plastic bag
Down by Highway 64
And I said baby you're looking good
That's when I noticed her legs were wood...
So good
Good, should, could, I think it feels real good
Rock and roll never felt so good
Tell um
T
Now we call her Bobbie.
That's effed up. I know that girl. We used to call her Mattie.
Now we call her Bobbie.
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I met a girl like her once. I put her in the bed of my pickup truck and drove her home on a very bumpy road. Her name was Jocelyn.
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Willie Hoppy?
