Only a drama queen announces her departure.
Then shows up again.
Won't mention any names: we all know who you are:grin:
Their initials include JayFatboyGrady et al
I think you need a humor transplant. :smile-square:
Good Bye Cruel World
- Thread starter jay helfert
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I think you need a humor transplant. :smile-square:
It's been nice knowing you! But I really spend way too much time on here and am sick of all the fighting that goes on. So with that in mind I will not be posting here for at least ten minutes and will do my utmost best to post less than ten times a day! I promise, unless there's an emergency.
Your helpful insight will be missed :smile:
It's been nice knowing you! But I really spend way too much time on here and am sick of all the fighting that goes on. So with that in mind I will not be posting here for at least ten minutes and will do my utmost best to post less than ten times a day! I promise, unless there's an emergency.
For some reason your post is hilarious. The title sounds like your committing suicide or terminally ill (stranger things have happened) and decided to post this on the forum.
I'm back! Watched the golf (Dustin got robbed), took a long walk (ahhh fresh air) and made my protein drink. Now I think I'll hit some balls. Gotta get ready for the PI.
How can you call that a bunker when the crowds are in it,golf carts drive through it...............F-ya he got robbed:angry:
I am leaving the forum now for emergency surgery - removal of my sarcastic wit and morbid personality.
Take an aspirin and call me in the morning.It's been nice knowing you! But I really spend way too much time on here and am sick of all the fighting that goes on. So with that in mind I will not be posting here for at least ten minutes and will do my utmost best to post less than ten times a day! I promise, unless there's an emergency.
DR Westbrooks.
You silly man, you finally went off ...
And now lookatcha...
KK9 <-- Jay used to be the only 5'4" man I looked up to. :wink: :grin-square:
And now lookatcha...
KK9 <-- Jay used to be the only 5'4" man I looked up to. :wink: :grin-square:
Top 5 suggestions to help Jay gets ready for the P.I.
5. Plays 15 Minutes of Pillipino rotation (for pool halls)
4. Endures 10 hours rolling down a hill inside a trator tire (for the roads)
3. Goes to Publix eats 1 dozen semi developed eggs (for the food)
2. Goes to Lowe's drinks 12 quarts of Turpintine (for their Rum)
1. Does 1 Billion push ups (for nite life)
Oh and Jay here is 10 helpfull phrases
1. Help!................................................... Tulong! , Saklolo!
2. Help me!................................................Tulongan ninyo ako!
3. There's been an accident..........................Mayroon nadisgrasiya.
4. Call for a doctor......................................Tumawag kayo ng doktor
5. Call for an ambulance.........................Tumawag kayo ng ambulansiya
6. Call for the police..............................Tumawag kayo ng pulisya
7. Call for the funeral director......Tumawag kayo ng may-ari ng punerarya
8. Are you alright?............................... Maayos ba ang kalagayan mo?
9. I am about to give birth.....................Ako ay manganganak na.
10. I am about to be sick............................. Ako ay nasusuka.
And The most Important phrase above all else
EFEREN, GUSTO KO ANG WALONG............................Eferen I want the 8
Just trying to help
5. Plays 15 Minutes of Pillipino rotation (for pool halls)
4. Endures 10 hours rolling down a hill inside a trator tire (for the roads)
3. Goes to Publix eats 1 dozen semi developed eggs (for the food)
2. Goes to Lowe's drinks 12 quarts of Turpintine (for their Rum)
1. Does 1 Billion push ups (for nite life)
Oh and Jay here is 10 helpfull phrases
1. Help!................................................... Tulong! , Saklolo!
2. Help me!................................................Tulongan ninyo ako!
3. There's been an accident..........................Mayroon nadisgrasiya.
4. Call for a doctor......................................Tumawag kayo ng doktor
5. Call for an ambulance.........................Tumawag kayo ng ambulansiya
6. Call for the police..............................Tumawag kayo ng pulisya
7. Call for the funeral director......Tumawag kayo ng may-ari ng punerarya
8. Are you alright?............................... Maayos ba ang kalagayan mo?
9. I am about to give birth.....................Ako ay manganganak na.
10. I am about to be sick............................. Ako ay nasusuka.
And The most Important phrase above all else
EFEREN, GUSTO KO ANG WALONG............................Eferen I want the 8
Just trying to help
This is my all time favorite post on AZ! Thanks for the hearty laugh! :grin:
I actually played my first money game in over a year today. I played Tall Phil at the House of Billiards some One Pocket. He gave me 9-7 and we broke even after a few hours of play. He plays damn good and banks better than me on those triple tough tables.
FYI I only drink bottled water and eat exclusively at Jollibee! It's taken me three years to learn all the filipino Rotation rules and I've decided that one baby is more than enough! As far as the roads go I prefer to walk whenever possible.
It's been nice knowing you! But I really spend way too much time on here and am sick of all the fighting that goes on. So with that in mind I will not be posting here for at least ten minutes and will do my utmost best to post less than ten times a day! I promise, unless there's an emergency.
Good luck, Jay. I know this was a difficult decision for you.
Do they serve balut at Jollibee?
It's not exactly missing...
...I just got tired of the reverse-Mohawk look. GF
Speaking of hairlines, have you seen yours lately? I think it's MIA!
...I just got tired of the reverse-Mohawk look. GF
jay,
saw you playing at House of Billiards in Santa Monica... I was in town briefly and wanted to stop by to hit a few balls to stay in stroke. Looked like you had an intense game of 1 hole going on, so I didn't want to interrupt. You have a great stroke and a presence at the table.
HOB is an AWESOME pool hall. Ideal.
saw you playing at House of Billiards in Santa Monica... I was in town briefly and wanted to stop by to hit a few balls to stay in stroke. Looked like you had an intense game of 1 hole going on, so I didn't want to interrupt. You have a great stroke and a presence at the table.
HOB is an AWESOME pool hall. Ideal.
Thanks! I wish you would have come over and said hi (between games). I love meeting fellow AZ'ers. You're right about one thing. I was down in the trenches battling. I don't always pick the easiest games.
