Has anyone ever used elephant testical leather?

Chris Byrne

Chris Byrne

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No this is not a joke although I expect a few in the replys. I had a conversation today with a leather worker and he asked If I ever used any. I laughed and he said he was serious. I checked and it is indeed available. (man who has that job?) I have never heard of it before so I figured I would ask. Ok let the jokes fly. Chris.
 
If you wrap a jump cue with it will it turn into a playing cue after you rub it awhile?

<-----just wanted to get that joke over with.
 
I think Gina cue did and I got some those in stock....:p :D :thumbup:
Chris Byrne said:
No this is not a joke although I expect a few in the replys. I had a conversation today with a leather worker and he asked If I ever used any. I laughed and he said he was serious. I checked and it is indeed available. (man who has that job?) I have never heard of it before so I figured I would ask. Ok let the jokes fly. Chris.
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Chris Byrne said:
No this is not a joke although I expect a few in the replys. I had a conversation today with a leather worker and he asked If I ever used any. I laughed and he said he was serious. I checked and it is indeed available. [highlight](man who has that job?)[/highlight] I have never heard of it before so I figured I would ask. Ok let the jokes fly. Chris.
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Perhaps this guy -- could explain why elephants fear them so much!!

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It has been noted than without a firm stroke the wrap may indeed take on a bluish cast. :grin:

Regular usage restores original tone.
 
LOL. I was thinking I should make a gambler cue with that wrap and I will nickname it "the nuts" LOL
 
I had one but it smells like rotten cheese

AKA frumundacheese.

Seriously, no, but what a thread this may become.
 
Hey there... What kind of wrap is that?? Elephant nut sack.... Well um wash your hands before you shake mine but not more than twice....
 
Whats next? "oh thats an interesting wrap what is it?" "Its peanut butter" and I had custom joint protectors too, their cheetohs.
 
Chris Byrne said:
No this is not a joke although I expect a few in the replys. I had a conversation today with a leather worker and he asked If I ever used any. I laughed and he said he was serious. I checked and it is indeed available. (man who has that job?) I have never heard of it before so I figured I would ask. Ok let the jokes fly. Chris.
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chris, i damn spit my coffee all over computer!!
i have a vision of some poor bastard having to shave the balls first :eek:
 
Chris Byrne said:
LOL. I was thinking I should make a gambler cue with that wrap and I will nickname it "the nuts" LOL
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*LMAO* You gotta do it. That would be f'in hysterical.
 
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