HELP: Chalk-Off or Skunk-Off?

Help: Chalk-Off, Skunk-Off, or Beer

  • Chalk-Off

    Votes: 5 21.7%

  • Skunk-Off

    Votes: 1 4.3%

  • Drink beer and "forgetaboutit"

    Votes: 17 73.9%
  • Total voters
    23
cmbwsu

cmbwsu

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See: http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?p=1589037#post1589037

jimmyg said:
"A goal without a plan is just a wish".

~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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How did that go again.......oh yea......."Wish" in one hand and s..........in the other and see which one fills up first (or something like that) -- anyway, I forgot the outcome of that "match". I do remember that "Wish " was up like 8 zip on a race to ten and that I left early because things didn't quite "smell" right in that match. When I got home the wifey said "You been down at that smelly pool hall again haven't you!?!" Well, good news guys & gals --cause I know something like this has happened to you and your other half gave you more stink then you could handle:wink:.

I was at Wal-Mart looking over their 2009 Budweiser cues, you know the ones with the quick-change screw-on tips and rice paper wrapping (sweeeeet), when I spotted "it", the possible answer to my/our prayers: Skunk-Off! It is from the makers of Chalk-Off and the fine print reads: "For use when [highlight]S[/highlight]omeone [highlight]K[/highlight]nows [highlight]U[/highlight]-were [highlight]N[/highlight]ot-at [highlight]K[/highlight]nitting-class."

Santa only left me enough chips to buy either Chalk-Off or Skunk-Off, but not both. I'm really in a quagmire here and need a quick (in no way related to the manufacturers of Quick-Clean) answer as it has "gotten into my head" and consequently effecting my game.

The best way I figure to get an answer based on common core experience is to ask my fellow AZers which is why I created a poll.

Which should I buy and why? Or should I just take the money and buy beer and "forgetaboutit"?

Why is it that every time I play the wifey I end up with the stripes? That's another poll (not).

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Bob[size=+3]☝[/size]
 
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The lack of reaction to this thread is starting to smell -- better dig out another can of Skunk-Off!
 
"Everytime I think that I'm out, they pull me back in"

Let's see if I have this correct, match stinks, checking out K-Mart cues with screw on tips, wife always gets solids. Skunk-Off sounds like a lock....unless it's because there's a leak somewhere....then Chalk-Off has the edge. Real tough decision here.

But since I "never let anybody outside the family" know what I'm thinking", I gotta pass, go buy some beer, and "forgetaboutit". I suggest a meeting with the Tattaglias, they're only pimps anyway.

Don Jim
 
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I'm laughing but I have no idea of what to say or how to vote... so I'll bump it so the experts can explain it all to me.

Colin
 
Colin Colenso said:
I'm laughing but I have no idea of what to say or how to vote... so I'll bump it so the [highlight]experts[/highlight] can explain it all to me.

Colin
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Experts? Where? I know we are all X-Sperts:wink:; but, experts might be stretching things a tad.

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[size=+2]Bob[/size]
 
when in doubt and beer is an option, beer

cmbwsu said:
There are not enough votes for me to make a decision here - bump!
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When in doubt and beer is an option always choose beer. Matter of fact if beer isn't an option your poll is probably flawed so you need to sit down with a quart or three of beer and reconsider the options.

Hu
 
ShootingArts said:
When in doubt and beer is an option always choose beer. Matter of fact if beer isn't an option your poll is probably flawed so you need to sit down with a quart or three of beer and reconsider the options.

Hu
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But there is so many brands and types of beers out now it's hard to choose. I do own a beer store and when the deliver dude breaks one bottle or punctures one can -- I keep the spoils. "When life hands you a punctured beer can -- drink the other 29"!
 
cmbwsu said:
But there is so many brands and types of beers out now it's hard to choose. I do own a beer store and when the deliver dude breaks one bottle or punctures one can -- I keep the spoils. "When life hands you a punctured beer can -- drink the other 29"!
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It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. :thumbup:
 
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