Just like we've been talking about. I'm hitting balls with friends and just fu#$ing around. Brian (BP3000) and Mark (No Clue) and me were literally banking every other ball and just drinking and laughing and talking about useless shit, when this guy with a big case comes in and sits at the bar. He's watching and giving that "I would love to play these clowns" look. So, I can't help myself. I ask him to play some if we can get a table. "Sure, I can't wait to play you some for anything, any game. Just get us a table." I'm getting excited, with a "win or lose" situation ahead of me. So, my friends and I end our game early and I approach John Rinko. I'm pretty sure that was his name. "Let's play, table's open. Break out your wallet." "Why you gotta gamble?" I knew where this was going. NOTHING. Absolutely nothing. But, he was cracking jokes and talking while I was banking every third ball, and two railing every fourth one. "You could play me any time for any thing. I gotta go right now, though. I'll come back some other time."
See, this is why people that WILL match up don't like guys that won't. If you won't, that's fine. But, this is very indicative of the "big talker." I talk too. But, most of the time, I'll even make a bad game to play some. I don't have much of a choice around here. This guy wouldn't bet fatback is greasy. Next Tuesday? That's what he said. Next Tuesday. I'm holding my breath. If you don't gamble, say so. Don't get shitfaced and then come up with this kind of shit. Sorry, but this is SO appropriate for the forums right now. Talk to me.
If you don't play for money, then don't. But, keep your funny talk to yourselves if you won't play. Talk to me now.
