How do i sink my balls

jersey jer

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I chalk my shaft and everything, but it's still too hard to sink my balls.
can anyone help me sink my balls?
 

Cuebuddy

Mini cues
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There are people here who are experts at ball sinking, go to one....they can help.
 

cueenvy

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If that's your Black Boar then that's your problem right there. Any good player knows it's Players or nothing.
 

Tramp Steamer

One Pocket enthusiast.
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I once knew a guy named Seymour Balz, who owned a small appliance store in New Orleans.
In his spare time Mr. Balz loved to go sailing on his 23 foot sail boat named MY BALZ. With all the comforts of home; a galley, a head with shower, and a king size bed, Mr. Balz would spend week-end upon week-end sailing the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
As we all know nothing lasts forever. When hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf coast little was spared including Mr. Balz's beloved boat. After the devastation he went to the marina and found her under twenty feet of water. The hurricane had sunk MY BALZ. :eek:
 
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jersey jer

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i tried using the stick that gets em more reach, but the owner of the pool place got mad that i made a mark on the top of the table.
 

Texas Carom Club

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You should play on one of these
 

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jersey jer

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I did see an instructor. He threw beer in my face. He is wise but sometimes an asshole. I wish he would teach me more about pool... or billiards as you guys call it.
 
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KissedOut

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I chalk my shaft and everything, but it's still too hard to sink my balls.
can anyone help me sink my balls?

There is your problem right there. You are supposed to chalk the tip, not the shaft.

But kudos on being the very first person to ever figure out that you could make "balls" jokes in the context of pool. I bet the other 8th graders thought it was hilarious.
 
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