Stan, to be fair, while I never agree with mocking a technique if it has proven to be favored and popular amongst its practitioners, that's not what Dr. Dave was trying to do. He was trying to mock the MARKETING of said technique. What you read in the DAM intro paragraph were actual claims pulled from AZB, and before that, the Usenet news group rec.sport.billiards. I've seen those claims myself. So to answer your question of "Please list the claims about CTE that you think to be ridiculous," the answer is, "everything you read in that DAM paragraph."
I'm sorry to hear that offends you, but all of that was here on AZB at one time or another.
Have you ever read
The Onion, Stan? It's satire, in case you haven't; it pokes fun at actual events where the "marketing" was over the top, and often creates fictitious news stories to further poke fun at previous events. (Come to think of it, if you find Dr. Dave's DAM intro "extremely offensive" -- which has 100% actual claims read here on AZB -- then maybe you shouldn't
ever go to The Onion for your own protection.)
While I have a beef with Dr. Dave's "but-but-but I'm innocent in the CTE wars!" batting-his-eyelashes stance (which you've seen I have no bones pointing out here), I do know that his DAM intro paragraph is 100% accurate, even if we don't agree with Dr. Dave's satirical method.
There is a difference between making fun of / mocking a technique, vs. making fun of / mocking the marketing of said technique. Dr. Dave's doing the latter, not the former.
And I think you have a point that Dr. Dave is not speaking from a "learned" stance about CTE, and his page is inaccurate. But the problem is that the CTE proponents keep saying that his page is inaccurate, telling Dr. Dave that he's uninformed, without EVER showing what's the inaccurate information nor offering the needed corrections. In a way, the CTE proponents are their own worst enemy. No marketing is ever going to fix that.
-Sean
P.S.: before you wield the "but Sean, your post just goes to show how clueless you are about CTE" defense, please know that I'm a customer of yours in the spirit of being the complete cueing sports student I am. I want to learn everything, and have no bones about saying that I'm interested in learning CTE. I'd love to be the one to finally spell-out the actual math that proves CTE to be geometrically matched to the 2:1 dimensions of the pool table.