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Hello.:cool:
My Name Is Royal James Brewster, The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards, Ever Since The Age Of 15 In A Half Years Old, In The Summer Of 1987, In The State Of Ohio. By Playing Against Michael Duffry, The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards, For 9 Days Straight, and I Won Every Step Of The Way. Michael Duffry Gave Me $30.000.00 In Cash, A Verbal Statement, "Congatulations!!!, You Are The New True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards Now!!!, and Michael Duffry Offered Me Sponsorship To Play On The Pro. Circuit. I Could Not Take His Offer For Sponsorship At The Time, Life Came Along, and Hard, and It Has Been A Long Road. Now Days I Am 100% Disabled. The Journey Is Not Over, I Am Here Still Pressing Forward With Life. Mission/Vision: It Is My True Intentions To Be Inspiring and A Roll Model To The Less Forunate People, and To All Walks Of Life, By Shooting Pool. I Believe I Can Do This, By Having Support From Companies, and/or/Organizations, and/or/ Other Excellent People, A Long With Having Fun and Enjoying The Sport With All The Great Things That This Will Bring To All Walks Of Life. If I Can Touch A Lot Of Peoples Lives, By Being Inspiring, and A Roll Model, Like I Am In Life, Through These Events, It Would Be Really Worth It To Me, and I Know I Did Not Wast My Time, or My Talents, There Is Not A Price You Can Put On That Kind Of Satisfaction, Along With A Smile On Their Faces and With Excitement, From All Walks Of Life, For Many Years To Come. I Have Been Working Really Hard To Get Sponsored For The Pro. Tours, and I Am Still Working On That, and If Anybody Would Like To Sponsor Me For The Pro. Tour, You Can E-Mail Me At Any Of These 3 E-mail Addresses, and Does Anybody Know When The International Pool Tour Begins Again? I Could Use Some Help With Any Information.:cool:
Thank You For Your Time, and Thank You For Your Help.:cool:

You Can E-Mail Me At::cool:

the_master_shooter_royal_james_brewster@hotmail.com:cool:

master_shooter_for_billiards@yahoo.com:cool:

mastershooter1@iwon.com:cool:

Any Of These E-Mails Will Work.

Thank You Again.:cool:

From:

The Master Shooter Royal James Brewster.:cool: :cool:
 
Uhhhhh.....yeah. What you said.

Signed
JCIN The World's True Master of Absolutely Nothing.
 
I dont get it...cry for money?

Why cant everyone just earn their own way?


PS: Find the enter key. And step away from the comma key...
 
Hell, I like you, son. Can you send me an address that I can overnight you a certified check for $5,000? I just need you to paypal me $60 to cover the fees involved...

Thanks, and I wish you well, Mr. Brewster!
 
1pRoscoe said:
Hell, I like you, son. Can you send me an address that I can overnight you a certified check for $5,000? I just need you to paypal me $60 to cover the fees involved...

Thanks, and I wish you well, Mr. Brewster!
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Ahhhh. you beat me to it...:rolleyes:
 
Hey, I need your help too....but Ill skip the BS, just send me your money.... :P



I think I win this round...?
 
Master Shooter said:
Hello.:cool:

My Name Is Royal James Brewster, The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards, Ever Since The Age Of 15 In A Half Years Old, In The Summer Of 1987, In The State Of Ohio. By Playing Against Michael Duffry, The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards, For 9 Days Straight, and I Won Every Step Of The Way. Michael Duffry Gave Me $30.000.00 In Cash, A Verbal Statement, "Congatulations!!!, You Are The New True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards Now!!!, and Michael Duffry Offered Me Sponsorship To Play On The Pro. Circuit. I Could Not Take His Offer For Sponsorship At The Time, Life Came Along, and Hard, and It Has Been A Long Road. Now Days I Am 100% Disabled. The Journey Is Not Over, I Am Here Still Pressing Forward With Life. Mission/Vision: It Is My True Intentions To Be Inspiring and A Roll Model To The Less Forunate People, and To All Walks Of Life, By Shooting Pool. I Believe I Can Do This, By Having Support From Companies, and/or/Organizations, and/or/ Other Excellent People, A Long With Having Fun and Enjoying The Sport With All The Great Things That This Will Bring To All Walks Of Life. If I Can Touch A Lot Of Peoples Lives, By Being Inspiring, and A Roll Model, Like I Am In Life, Through These Events, It Would Be Really Worth It To Me, and I Know I Did Not Wast My Time, or My Talents, There Is Not A Price You Can Put On That Kind Of Satisfaction, Along With A Smile On Their Faces and With Excitement, From All Walks Of Life, For Many Years To Come. I Have Been Working Really Hard To Get Sponsored For The Pro. Tours, and I Am Still Working On That, and If Anybody Would Like To Sponsor Me For The Pro. Tour, You Can E-Mail Me At Any Of These 3 E-mail Addresses, and Does Anybody Know When The International Pool Tour Begins Again? I Could Use Some Help With Any Information.:cool:
Thank You For Your Time, and Thank You For Your Help.:cool:

You Can E-Mail Me At::cool:

the_master_shooter_royal_james_brewster@hotmail.com:cool:

master_shooter_for_billiards@yahoo.com:cool:

mastershooter1@iwon.com:cool:

Any Of These E-Mails Will Work.

Thank You Again.:cool:

From:

The Master Shooter Royal James Brewster.:cool: :cool:
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Hello James, I am a little confused, I am not familiar with the title of the Worlds Greatest Master Shooter of Billiards, would you please clarify?

James, when you say billiards are you talking about 3-Cushion or Pool?

James, was this event for people with disabilities?

James, please include a photo of yourself, and try and explain a little further what your goals are, what exactly you need to help you accomplish your goals, and a little more information about your disabilities.

Have a very nice Day
 
And Please Next Time You Post, Do Not Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word You Type. It's Annoying. Thank You.

P.s. Stop With The Running Sentences Too.
 
Mr. Brewster,

I have recently been contacted by a Mr. Barrister Omani that says HE is "The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards".. Did he recently defeat you in a match? I would very much like to help out with a most generous contribution, but I need to know which of you now holds the title. I would assume that Barrister Omani won any match, since you are 100% disabled. Though this may not be true, as I have played against armless midgets in America who spotted me the 5 and the breaks. It was very embarassing when I lost.

Get back to me soon,

Respectfully,

Russ
 
sky.. said:
And Please Next Time You Post, Do Not Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word You Type. It's Annoying. Thank You.

P.s. Stop With The Running Sentences Too.
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Yayyyyy! I'm the one in on the inside joke this time!!

Russ
 
Mr. Brewster,

Also, I forgot to ask you.. If I help you in this most trusting of circumstances, would you do me the honor of endorsing my music video on the internet?

I am a developing music video designer, you may have heard of my work. I have a very popular music video on the internet called "All Your Base Are Belong To US", and it is very catchy.

Please respond if you are most interested. I will send you the video. This could me a most profitable collaboration..

Endearingly,

Russ
 
Sounds like Fast Larry to me......

Master Shooter said:
Hello.:cool:

My Name Is Royal James Brewster, The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards, Ever Since The Age Of 15 In A Half Years Old, In The Summer Of 1987, In The State Of Ohio. By Playing Against Michael Duffry, The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards, For 9 Days Straight, and I Won Every Step Of The Way. Michael Duffry Gave Me $30.000.00 In Cash, A Verbal Statement, "Congatulations!!!, You Are The New True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards Now!!!, and Michael Duffry Offered Me Sponsorship To Play On The Pro. Circuit. I Could Not Take His Offer For Sponsorship At The Time, Life Came Along, and Hard, and It Has Been A Long Road. Now Days I Am 100% Disabled. The Journey Is Not Over, I Am Here Still Pressing Forward With Life. Mission/Vision: It Is My True Intentions To Be Inspiring and A Roll Model To The Less Forunate People, and To All Walks Of Life, By Shooting Pool. I Believe I Can Do This, By Having Support From Companies, and/or/Organizations, and/or/ Other Excellent People, A Long With Having Fun and Enjoying The Sport With All The Great Things That This Will Bring To All Walks Of Life. If I Can Touch A Lot Of Peoples Lives, By Being Inspiring, and A Roll Model, Like I Am In Life, Through These Events, It Would Be Really Worth It To Me, and I Know I Did Not Wast My Time, or My Talents, There Is Not A Price You Can Put On That Kind Of Satisfaction, Along With A Smile On Their Faces and With Excitement, From All Walks Of Life, For Many Years To Come. I Have Been Working Really Hard To Get Sponsored For The Pro. Tours, and I Am Still Working On That, and If Anybody Would Like To Sponsor Me For The Pro. Tour, You Can E-Mail Me At Any Of These 3 E-mail Addresses, and Does Anybody Know When The International Pool Tour Begins Again? I Could Use Some Help With Any Information.:cool:
Thank You For Your Time, and Thank You For Your Help.:cool:

You Can E-Mail Me At::cool:

the_master_shooter_royal_james_brewster@hotmail.com:cool:

master_shooter_for_billiards@yahoo.com:cool:

mastershooter1@iwon.com:cool:

Any Of These E-Mails Will Work.

Thank You Again.:cool:

From:

The Master Shooter Royal James Brewster.:cool: :cool:
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Oh no! It's Fast Larry again!
 
Russ Chewning said:
Mr. Brewster,

Also, I forgot to ask you.. If I help you in this most trusting of circumstances, would you do me the honor of endorsing my music video on the internet?

I am a developing music video designer, you may have heard of my work. I have a very popular music video on the internet called "All Your Base Are Belong To US", and it is very catchy.

Please respond if you are most interested. I will send you the video. This could me a most profitable collaboration..

Endearingly,

Russ
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Hello...
This is The Master Shooter Royal James Brewster.

I have never met this person you are talking about, and I have never been truly beaten by anyone. I am The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards. I have been the title holder for the past 19 years now. Because Of life coming along, and hard, I did not get a real chance to make a real career out of this sport. As you can see on my post, this is what I am tring to do. As far as your music video, I do not think I am in the position to endorse your music video. Thank You For Your Response...

From:

The Master Shooter Royal James Brewster...
 
Master Shooter said:
Hello...

This is The Master Shooter Royal James Brewster.

I have never met this person you are talking about, and I have never been truly beaten by anyone.
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Jimmy,

(You don't mind if I call you Jimmy, right?) You said you have never been beaten by anyone.. I am just curious, have you ever thought about trying it? Some people seem very partial to that sort of thing. I know twin sisters who may be interested in The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards... And they play very well, too! Not as well as you, but I may be able to introduce you three...

Write me back soon,

Controversially yours,

Russ
 
Master Shooter said:
Hello...

This is The Master Shooter Royal James Brewster.

I have never met this person you are talking about, and I have never been truly beaten by anyone. I am The True Worlds Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards. I have been the title holder for the past 19 years now. Because Of life coming along, and hard, I did not get a real chance to make a real career out of this sport. As you can see on my post, this is what I am tring to do. As far as your music video, I do not think I am in the position to endorse your music video. Thank You For Your Response...

From:

The Master Shooter Royal James Brewster...
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Hello James, do not take it too hard, however, comimg on this type of forum and proclaiming yourself the Worlds Greatest Master Shooter, may cause you to recieve some negative comments.

If you are really what you say you are, and you are 100% disabled explain what your intentions are, and post some photo's from the World Master Championship you won your title from.

By the way, It may also help your cause if you post some photo's of yourself playing pool, so that your fellow members can better understand you disabilities.
 
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