Ok, I know these are not jokes but observations from my own habbits. This was inspired by Cuephoric in a message I recieved.
1) If you have ever taken a pencil or pen and stroked it through a open or closed bridge .. You Might be a pool freak.
2) If you can't look at certain shades of blue without thinking 860 .. You might be a pool freak.
3) If you have ever got on your hands and knees and hit a golfball with the butt of your putter into the hole while playing golf .. You might be a pool freak.
4) If you can use the words Balls, stroke, shaft, grip, butt and squirt in a conversation and not understand why anyone else thinks it funny .. You mightbe a pool freak.
5) If you have ever asked ANYONE what is the best way to wash your balls .. you might be a pool freak.
6) if you have made a playing pool stance for no reason when there are no pool tables around on the back of the couch, dinning room table etc .. You mightbe a pool freak.
7) If you have ever tried to convice your spouse that the living room or bedroom would be a great spot to put a pool table .. You might be a pool freak.
8) If you are scared that your spouse will break your ribs if they catch you playing, watching or spending more $$ on Pool .. You might be a pool freak.
9) If you can introduce yourself to someone in a pool room as Smorgy, Bigtruck, JAM or some other stupid handle and they know exactly who you are .. You might be a pool freak.
I am sure there are more, and I know that 99% of anyone who reads this has done at least 1 of these.
1) If you have ever taken a pencil or pen and stroked it through a open or closed bridge .. You Might be a pool freak.
2) If you can't look at certain shades of blue without thinking 860 .. You might be a pool freak.
3) If you have ever got on your hands and knees and hit a golfball with the butt of your putter into the hole while playing golf .. You might be a pool freak.
4) If you can use the words Balls, stroke, shaft, grip, butt and squirt in a conversation and not understand why anyone else thinks it funny .. You mightbe a pool freak.
5) If you have ever asked ANYONE what is the best way to wash your balls .. you might be a pool freak.
6) if you have made a playing pool stance for no reason when there are no pool tables around on the back of the couch, dinning room table etc .. You mightbe a pool freak.
7) If you have ever tried to convice your spouse that the living room or bedroom would be a great spot to put a pool table .. You might be a pool freak.
8) If you are scared that your spouse will break your ribs if they catch you playing, watching or spending more $$ on Pool .. You might be a pool freak.
9) If you can introduce yourself to someone in a pool room as Smorgy, Bigtruck, JAM or some other stupid handle and they know exactly who you are .. You might be a pool freak.
I am sure there are more, and I know that 99% of anyone who reads this has done at least 1 of these.
.... or 2) whether the clothes make your butt look too big from the back:thumbup: ..... you might be a really VAIN pool freak.
