Impersonate a fellow poster thread

LMAO - I'm just getting around to reading this one... Funny stuff!!

Yes, I guessed most of them as I went.... ;)
 
OK .. thats it.. you girls knock it off, you have both been warned via PM.. if you keep it up I am going to spank.. oops I mean ban you. Now cut that crap out before I go marshall law on your tush's..

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duke@neo.rr.com said:
if you're going to "impersonate" me, at least use the exact words I said...I know I never said that
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Duke,

This is all in good fun. Not meant to insult anyone. "Impersonation" is not the same as quoting. It is the idea of writing or speaking in a "'similar manner" as someone else.

Russ
 
Four-inch black Italian stilletto heels rule, as a rule. But speaking with stillettos about heels, only you, Bernie, could pull off wearing the white and yellow accented Egg McDribble tie with offsetting coffee splatters, and were those matching brownstain pants a hoot, or what? Please brush your teeth, then FOAD.
 
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Russ Chewning said:
Poolsleuth it is.. Now it's someone else's turn....

But I give another one from the wayback machine. He may not have posted here, but I'd bet a lot of you will recognize the mannerisms..

So, do pros play centimeter position, or milimeter position?

I have been working on improving my position from centimeter to milimeter position, but this is hard. I make all shots anyways from centimeter position, but when I played Johnny Archer, I only beat him by 11-4. If I played milimeter position, would I beat him 11-0?

Also, good news! I have further improved my break speed to 45 miles per hour through my practise of fast muscle fibre twitches! The faster your muscle fibres are the faster they can pull and improve your break speed to the best.

Contact me a VP3.com for details.

Russ
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Yikes, I thought I was the only guy who ever talks about fast twitch muscles fibers:eek:
Colin
 
if you're going to "impersonate" me, at least use the exact words I said...I know I never said that

What color do you figure the sky in this guy's world is?

I can't believe we let this this guy slide (just because he's not here to defend himself)!

Spoken like a tiny little dork with a small penis... Probably has a monster hitting cue, though!

Come on, show us your cue collection!

Why, so you can steal the patterns on my Adams Decal Collection? Is there a village out there somewhere that's missing it's idiot? BVJ, who's your Daddy?

<---Chat anyone?
 
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jsp said:
1) I don't believe there is a God, nor do I do believe there is no God. Keep in mind my favorite quote from Xena the Warrior Princess...

2) Ponderous man, Ponderous.

3) Down with irrational men with guns using initiatory force coercing you to pay sales tax on that cup of coffee. Anarchy rules!

4) I'm a student of the Austrian school of economics. Let me further educate you with this article from mises.org...

5) That's not the true definition of parallel english, at least the definition that's been understood for the past 30 years of online pool messageboard history... Remember, you don't have to bridge at the pivot point, but pivot at the pivot point.

6) Every game other than straight pool is 99% luck, and is determined solely on the break factor. We already have a championship game, and it is straight pool.
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2. Purdman

5. Cornerman?
 
Hunter said:
if you're going to "impersonate" me, at least use the exact words I said...I know I never said that

What color do you figure the sky in this guy's world is?

I can't believe we let this this guy slide (just because he's not here to defend himself)!

Spoken like a tiny little dork with a small penis... Probably has a monster hitting cue, though!

Come on, show us your cue collection!

Why, so you can steal the patterns on my Adams Decal Collection? Is there a village out there somewhere that's missing it's idiot? BVJ, who's your Daddy?

<---Chat anyone?
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I miss Jimbo.:(
 
ScottR said:
Here are some tougher ones . . . .

1) "and remember that I was the payroll manager for eleventybillion employees in the days before punch cards and actual insects in the computers and you CAN pay people on the back of napkins if you have to."

2) "In my day I could throw the fastball 110+ mph and did that ever drop the panties. So, I hit it twice!!"

3) "You bunch of rasslin' watchin', raw meat eatin' hillbillies that don't agree with my politics can't play a lick either, can ya?"
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Drivermaker?
JoeyA
 
Kevin said:
Four-inch black Italian stilletto heels rule, as a rule. But speaking with stillettos about heels, only you, Bernie, could pull off wearing the white and yellow accented Egg McDribble tie with offsetting coffee splatters, and were those matching brownstain pants a hoot, or what? Please brush your teeth, then FOAD.
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OMGWTF or what ever that fashion critic blogger chicks AZB screen name is:)
 
Hal said:
Very hard one:

So the other day I was just messing around jumping balls from 1/4" away and drawing whitey back several feet.....blah blah blah......
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This was Mathew Statton
 
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