There are people who do that for a living. Have you considered one of those?
I would want a fluent translator....one that can handle context...
...word for word doesn’t work.
I was at a tournament years ago in Quebec...snooker...I was trapped and lucked a ball in
with great shape on the black. My opponent started complaining...in French...
...I can speak a little....so I tried to translate a Cornbread line....
“Take that crap to St Louis...you can get paid for singing the blues there.”
Robidoux puzzled over what I was trying to say...then translated it into Quebecois...
....everybody cracked up...he said it was much funnier because of my inept translation...
...but it’s no way to run a business.