Manila musings

jay helfert

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Out of necessity this will be told in installments, the safest way to get it there intact.

I arrived back here a several days ago, ostensibly to visit my now five year old daughter and see her new school, which I did.
My first two days were all about reconnecting with little Jalo. She somehow knew I was coming, telling her mom "my dad will be here soon." Good girl!
Two days ago, I took a day trip to Mindoro Island, not far from Manila. I had long heard about the beauty of Puerta Galera, a little beach community there. It was two hours by bus and then a one hour boat ride on a fast skiff to the island. The skiff has a powerful motor and is like a large canoe with pontoons on each side. Let's just say it's a thrill ride!

Once ashore, you are besieged by "guides" looking to steer you around, for a price! I told them I would prefer to walk and my girl and I headed down the beach into town. Lo and behold along a string of bars and restaurants, there is a small poolroom, open in front, typical of Philippine poolrooms. Naturally I was captivated to see pool in this resort area and walked right in. I cannot resist the allure of pool, even after 50+ years in the game. There were two games in progress, Rotation on the front table and Eight Ball behind it. I could see the two guys on the front table were the "players."

With no hesitation, the winner of the game asked me if I wanted to play. I love this about the Philippines. Reminds me of another time and place in the USA, when entering a poolroom almost assuredly meant action if you so desired it. I truly LOVE when someone asks me to play. I take it as a challenge and it gets my juices flowing. Even though I had barely played in the preceding months I came prepared with my tip shaper and small scotchbrite pad. With them I can fix up a house cue and make it playable. A guy handed me a cue, a cheap two piece, that surprisingly rolled fairly straight and had a decent tip.

Now the ritual began, one I know by heart. "What game do you want to play, Eight Ball, Nine Ball, or Ten Ball?" They know that foreigners like these games. I responded that I would play Rotation since I'm in the Philippines. That got a laugh out of the crowd, who I like to win over if I can. Just makes for smoother sailing in uncharted territory if you know what I mean. My opponent asks me to play for 100p a game and I accept. Right away several others want to bet with me as well. Now I know I'm playing their best player. Cool! I will play for only 100p, since I know that I'm the underdog and have little confidence in my game right now. Plus I'm playing on a strange table with a junk cue. Nice odds huh!

In the first game he runs a bunch of little balls and by the time five balls are left I need them all. I'm looking like a big duck so far, missing both times I was at the table. Of course I hadn't got a good shot yet. He misses the eleven and leaves it open near a corner pocket. I can make this shot and I do getting funny on the twelve, which is on the side rail near the side pocket. I can play safe (no way!) or try to bank it cross side or cross corner. It sits perfect for the long cross corner bank and I just see the shot real good. I whack it at warp speed and it splits the wicket! That shot elicits a few hollers from the crowd and I'm in pool heaven, a 70 year old man who thinks he's 30 again! I love this life, I'm reliving the youth of my 20's and 30's when I never passed a poolroom.

The cue ball went up table toward the thirteen, but it was very hard to control it on a shot like this and I'm now looking at a cross side bank on the thirteen. There is zero pressure on me, I'm having way too much fun. I can see that if I can make the thirteen the last two balls are sitting good. I bomb the ball cross side so hard the cue ball bounces a foot off the table. The thirteen swishes and I'm perfect on the fourteen. I make the last two balls and win the game. The crowd loves it, cheering for me and ribbing my opponent. Only in pool can a stranger pull off a stunt like this. Playing good always wins the crowd over!

Now my opponent had his game face on and when I fail to make a ball on the break, he runs down to the eleven. Game over in one turn. This guy can play, but I expect nothing less in the PI. Game three is close and comes down to the last four balls. I'm feeling it a little and run the last three for the game, a long straight in on the fifteen to win. BOOM! The next game he puts it on me again, running out early and so we are even. I know that I'm in a bad game and we are here to vacation. So I say my good byes, pay 40p in time and walk out a hero of sorts. The rest of the day, I see guys from the poolroom that say things to me like "Hello billiard man." I tell my girl that they will always remember me in that little poolroom, even if I come back a year later. I will admit I like the recognition, more than the little money I can win. I no longer play for a livelihood, I play for the love of the game.

We pass by the poolroom on the way out of town after visiting White Beach, just one more tropical paradise in the Philippines. We had enjoyed the surf, had mango shakes first, a chocolate rum drink later and a small snack at some little bar/restaurants overlooking the water. Back to the boat and the bus and we made it back home late that night. Next time I will definitely rent a room/cabana in one of the small resorts dotting the beach area. For $20-25 a night you can leave your windows open, smell the sweet sea air and listen to the waves crash all night long. Not so bad huh.

The next day I chanced into another small poolroom right across the street from my hotel. No sign, no nothing, just three tables tucked away at the back of a food court. I would get a more serious game in here. I'll tell you about that one later today, gotta go now, someone's waiting.
 
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Great story Jay, an' a plan!

Jay,

As always your island travel reports are the best!

Seems the obvious thing to contact the travel channel or one of the networks and pitch a series, Jay around the world playing pool, er billiards, sounds better.

I made a few trips to the pool hall a couple years ago with just the brad tool and a little piece of sandpaper in my watch pocket, left the cue case at home. It was kinda fun and somehow I felt more like I was free not toting around a couple cues and half a cue shop in a case.

Have a blast while you are there and of course tell us all about it!

Hu
 
Good story, Jay. Great to read from you. Keep em coming!

Gerhard ( in Sweden at the moment)
 
Sounds like a wonderful spot you found for the day, Jay. You takes me with you next time, yes?

No wonder that many are retiring to the Philippines. A person can live very well even on a modest retirement income.

Ya know, other than playing pool, the other half of my time would be spent surf casting and in a boat.

No swimmin with bare necked wimmin for me tho. I know that they have nasty little sea snakes there and I hates snakes big time.

BTW, can you purchase Fire crackers there? I would be blowing them off every night.
 
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Sounds like a wonderful spot you found for the day, Jay. You takes me with you next time, yes?

No wonder that many are retiring to the Philippines. A person can live very well even on a modest retirement income.

Ya know, other than playing pool, the other half of my time would be spent surf casting and in a boat.

No swimmin with bare necked wimmin for me tho. I know that they have nasty little sea snakes there and I hates snakes big time.

BTW, can you purchase Fire crackers there? I would be blowing them off every night.

You're invited any time to join me. But just know my trips are very free form and I move around from Island to island as the whim strikes me. I have yet to visit Boracay, Bohol or Palawan, all on my wish list. If a pool game springs up somewhere on my travels I'm game. That's how that works for me.
 
Also in installment fashion.

So yesterday I go out shopping for new underwear and venture to a small mall across the street. Nothing on the ground floor so I head upstairs to the second level. There the first thing I see is an Inasal chicken restaurant, my favorite chain over here. They grill the chicken Apollo Loco style and it's yummy.

After eating I wander outside only to discover a little poolroom right around the corner. There is a young guy practicing on the first table. I stop to watch him. He is practicing Ten Ball and doing pretty good. He can play but is no champion. That much I can see rather quickly. The table says Brunswick on the side but it definitely is NOT a Brunswick table, at least not an American version. It's a cheap imitation. I can also see the table has many rolls to it, with the cue ball wandering all over the place. This will be a real challenge to play on. I want to play though.

After a few games I ask the kid if he wants to play a game. He looks at me and smiles. I must look like fresh meat to him. Just one more crazy American who thinks he can play pool. He says sure, what would you like to play? I tell him 9-Ball or Ten Ball is fine with me. He racks up 9-Ball and takes a coin out to flip. I call heads and win the flip. I get a cue off the wall and prepare to break. "How much you want to bet," he says. The truth is I just wanted to practice with him, to try to get in stroke. I told him I just wanted a little practice time because I hadn't been playing for months. He smiled again and said how about 500P. This guy has a one track mind and he wants a piece of me. Okay, let's see what I can do with him. There were a few guys sitting around so I had an audience. I said in a loud voice that I just wanted to play for fun and now you're hustling me. I told him that I would bet him 500p, but we had to shoot all bank shots. He looked confused so I tried explaining Banks to him. Nothing doing, he would only play the usual games, Rotation or Eight Ball.

I really wanted to practice a little so I figured a good race with the kid would be good for me. I agreed to play a Race to Eleven for 1,000p, 500 each. That's like a $25 set, peanuts in the USA but a nice game over here. If I lose so what, I just want to hit balls against competition. He jumps out 4-0 and is laughing with the house man, his buddy. I'm playing bad, B A D! I get down on my belly, concentrate and come back to 5-7. I'm in the match and starting to feel some semblance of a stroke. The table is awful but the pockets are generous if you can hit them. I actually start to get in stroke a little and gain some confidence, but the rolls don't go my way and I lose 11-8. Another day, another loss but I don't feel bad. I can feel my game coming back and tomorrow I will get my cue. Jalo's mom left it in Bulacan (an hour away) because she didn't want it to get stolen while she was gone. With that sweet Bautista in my hands I will start to get a little more serious. The last two days were good for my pool game. I'm on the road again, doing something that I love, taking on all comers. I won't ask for a spot (unless I know the guy is too strong) and I won't give one either. That was always my style decades ago and it still is today.

I lay in bed last night having fantasies about taking my girl with me on the road in the Philippines, playing pool and exploring this beautiful place. What a pleasant way to while away my remaining time here. Whether I win or lose is of little consequence. But reality sets in, and I know that I have many responsibilities stateside, apartments to manage, tournaments to attend to and a family who needs me. Life was a lot simpler when I was 25, when all I did was look for the next game. You can't relive the past, but you can sure make the present a lot more fun if you try hard enough.
 
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Good writing there.
This brings up memories from many similar stories I had traveling from the very north to the very south.

If you're looking for a game you'd probably find a cheap one (around 500p) on every island.
Even Banaue and Bagio was good for a local pool game, so where Busuanga, El Nido or the Polillo Island.

have a safe trip and keep writing...
 
Art Forms

The ability to play pool at a high level, the ability to tell a good story well. They are both art forms. People are lucky enough if they possess just one of those abilities.
Congratulation Jay, you wound up with both.
Thank you and keep them coming. All of us here are traveling with you.
Tommy
 
Since Jay made this thread, I have been watching UTube Docs on the Philippines.

Just started watching one on Cebu. Absolutely beautiful.

I do believe that I will have to kick visiting Dom Poppa off of the Bucket List in Lieu of visiting PI.

Sorry Dom, maybe in my next life. Don't feel bad tho, I also took taking ESL Lessons from Coco off the B List also.

I just can't imagine what it would be like to wade into the water and surf cast all day and play pool all night.

I doubt that it would ever get old.
 
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