The Morton family wishes everyone here in the forum a Very Merry Christmas. We are keeping it simple this year with only my sister and her 2 daughters over for the day. My in-laws are all in Vegas for the weekend and they've called us many times already wondering why we're not there. If we were going anywhere it would be to California to visit with my oldest sister and her family but I felt it was best to just stay home this year. For me, there's no place like home for the holidays. We'll have a few friends over throughout the day but I won't be leaving the house at all. 2 N.B.A. games and 3 N.F.L. games, what more can a guy ask for? Take care everyone and have a Merry Christmas. Peace, John.
Merry Christmas AZB'ers
- Thread starter Rude Dog
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Merry Christmas Dog, Mrs. Dog and pups!
With love,
Eydie
With love,
Eydie
Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and yours John.
Having a Great day here at my house. My daught is 15 now but still gets very excited about Christmas morning. Expecting my older daughter and her husband any time now. Then a little later a BIG Turkey Dinner
Merry Christmas to all.
JR
Having a Great day here at my house. My daught is 15 now but still gets very excited about Christmas morning. Expecting my older daughter and her husband any time now. Then a little later a BIG Turkey Dinner
Merry Christmas to all.
JR
Here's wishing everybody at AzBilliards the best Season Greetings! 
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JAM
Hope this link works:
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JAM
OldHasBeen
Tom Ferry
Merry Christmas To All................
And To All A Good Break.............
TY & GL
And To All A Good Break.............
TY & GL
PoolSleuth
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Rude Dog said:
New Schon Cue
New 50 Table Pool Billard/Pool Room in Kingman AZ with all Brunswick 4.5 x 9 Gold Crowns.
PoolSleuth
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Rude Dog said:Half a bottle of used after shave= $1.50
Box the size of a tv= $.25
50 lb. rock inside for my son who wanted an X-Box for Christmas= Priceless!
P.S. He got the X-Box too, I'm not that big of an a$$hole.
Prank List:
Ky Jelly on the Ear Part of the Telephone.
Bubble Wrap in the entry way to you house to scare your house guests.
Gift Cards with a Zero Balance for unliked reletives.
T
Timberly
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Quit reading my mind!!!sjm said:
Rude Dude, I ditto the above but you already know that.
Just do me one favor today... be sure to make the rest of the Morton's laugh like you make me laugh... it'll be a great day! I spend all the holiday's in Philly with some friends...The 17 yr old got a TV with a built in DVD & VCR. LOL, she unwrapped the box and asked if that was really what was in it.... she thought it would have a smaller box, & then a rock, & then maybe earrings... her dad does the same thing you do. I always knew that kids were only here for adults to torture... I was convinced of it as a kid when my parents insisted on mortifying me in public and tricking me at Christmas. Those are some of the small things that life is all about.
T
Timberly
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PoolSleuth said:Gift Cards with a Zero Balance for unliked reletives.
LOL, I LOVE IT!!
PoolSleuth
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Nice T.V. that is a wonderful X-mas present...
Timberly said:LOL, I LOVE IT!!
I'm f***king dying, that was hilarious! Still can't laughing. This is something I will keep in mind for next year! OMG sooo, funny!
Eydie can't stop laughing, tears running doen face!
