Ive got an idea for a cool new product. :idea2:
Imagine if you will, never having to break again.
Being able to go back to a 1x2 case and never looking back...... :yikes::shocked:
Its not a polisher, its not just a gatherer and ball dispersing unit..... its not a chopper or a hopper...... what in the hell can it possibly be?
Its........Suck -O-Matic
My idea is for a ball polisher/ball slinger attached to a winch in the ceiling. On the table there would be a release lever (it could even be a pinball launcher, hey that would be cool......
) that when thrown , the ball polisher stops spinning, drops to within a few inches of the tables surface, then the doors fly open and the balls go flying all over the table giving a random spread every time. As balls are pocketed, they get sucked up into the polisher and get cleaned while you play. Im envisioning a air tube system like banks use at drivethru's sucking the balls up from the ball box. It really does work, but like most things in the pool world, no one really knows how, and if I have to tell you, then you must be too dense to understand the Suck-O-Matic. Youll be able to speculate for years about this nowhere near German quality made engineering marvel. Made from parts crafted in the cheapest manufacturing facilities I can find, The Suck-O-Matic will be retailing in the $12,000.00 range.
I wont rest until every pool room in the land has Suck-o-Matics on every table. :yeah:
Im also accepting pre orders for Suck-O-Matic if anyone is interested...... :grin: