I always knew there was something dodgy about Craig, but I never suspected he was a closet Communist!
Clearly when they recognized his talents he was taken from his parents, brainwashed and locked away in a secret Soviet Pool training camp hidden in the impenetrable crags of the Urals. It was planned that he would infiltrate the highest echelons of the world's Billiards players in order to carry out some fiendish plot. No doubt he where will fire a poison dart out of the end of his cue at some unsuspecting dignitary in the audience during a major world championship. Perhaps this is the real reason the WPA withdrew their sanction from the recent Dragon Promotions event? Suddenly all the pieces fall into place!
Either that or he's just in it for the Vodka ;-)
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, if there's any left after AuntyDan hit it.I always knew there was something dodgy about Craig, but I never suspected he was a closet Communist!
Clearly when they recognized his talents he was taken from his parents, brainwashed and locked away in a secret Soviet Pool training camp hidden in the impenetrable crags of the Urals. It was planned that he would infiltrate the highest echelons of the world's Billiards players in order to carry out some fiendish plot. No doubt he where will fire a poison dart out of the end of his cue at some unsuspecting dignitary in the audience during a major world championship. Perhaps this is the real reason the WPA withdrew their sanction from the recent Dragon Promotions event? Suddenly all the pieces fall into place!
Either that or he's just in it for the Vodka ;-)
I always knew there was something dodgy about Craig, but I never suspected he was a closet Communist!
Clearly when they recognized his talents he was taken from his parents, brainwashed and locked away in a secret Soviet Pool training camp hidden in the impenetrable crags of the Urals. It was planned that he would infiltrate the highest echelons of the world's Billiards players in order to carry out some fiendish plot. No doubt he where will fire a poison dart out of the end of his cue at some unsuspecting dignitary in the audience during a major world championship. Perhaps this is the real reason the WPA withdrew their sanction from the recent Dragon Promotions event? Suddenly all the pieces fall into place!
Either that or he's just in it for the Vodka ;-)