So last night at band camp (let's call it Gate City Billiards in NC), somehow she racked up a $180 bar tab during a tourney w/ 30 some handicapped crazy ass southern drawled folk. She only threw one match, to AZ's fat Albert.
Perhaps her first tourney. I bribed the hall owner, Don, to rank her as a negative 80. (She shoots on tippy toes, it's almost pretty as she bows her ass to the north Pole while bare foot - hopefully not preggars).
There was this Engish dude there. His name may have been Lee Brett. At 2 sumthin am he may have beaten me for the money as I went to the dog kennel.
Anyway, Pinky can be a stage hound (no disrespect CJ). She was "allowed to lose" @ 9 racks of 9 ball with her 'cap. She won like every rack, sharking like a great white, while reporting to owner Don "I lost". Over and over. While continually stealing my red bull and vodka.
Don: "Can you please get her to stop talking and shoot?"
Matt: "Don, I started with please shoot Pinky". Then to Don: "WTF do you recommend?" I then resorted to "Yo Girl, you're holding up the entire tourney." 2 hours later fat Albert and I called Obama and Archer and asked for help. They were too busy, got the "ain't nobody got time for that".
Lee won 1st. I think first was a million. He signed my black bonus ball in silver sharpie. Lee told Pinky and I all the Secrets of Pool. It was a blast. A pleasure spending time nobling with Lee. :thumbup:
Perhaps her first tourney. I bribed the hall owner, Don, to rank her as a negative 80. (She shoots on tippy toes, it's almost pretty as she bows her ass to the north Pole while bare foot - hopefully not preggars).
There was this Engish dude there. His name may have been Lee Brett. At 2 sumthin am he may have beaten me for the money as I went to the dog kennel.
Anyway, Pinky can be a stage hound (no disrespect CJ). She was "allowed to lose" @ 9 racks of 9 ball with her 'cap. She won like every rack, sharking like a great white, while reporting to owner Don "I lost". Over and over. While continually stealing my red bull and vodka.
Don: "Can you please get her to stop talking and shoot?"
Matt: "Don, I started with please shoot Pinky". Then to Don: "WTF do you recommend?" I then resorted to "Yo Girl, you're holding up the entire tourney." 2 hours later fat Albert and I called Obama and Archer and asked for help. They were too busy, got the "ain't nobody got time for that".
Lee won 1st. I think first was a million. He signed my black bonus ball in silver sharpie. Lee told Pinky and I all the Secrets of Pool. It was a blast. A pleasure spending time nobling with Lee. :thumbup:
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$180 bar bill, i think you got off lightly the way she was knocking them back lol...
