my new aiming system

ShootingArts

ShootingArts

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Well I just couldn't stand it no more.(or less either) Everybody but me had an aiming system and I didn't. I kind of liked the BOB system but it was already taken. Some searching revealed that the HANK ball pocketing system was still untrademarked and unpatented. I rushed out and applied for both.

This is public notice, anyone using the HANK system, whether they pocket balls or not, owes me fees due to my rights to the system. I'll be coming out with the books and videos sometime in the distant future but for now anyone interested in paying me a low low monthly fee will be entitled to use HANK.

This is the HAul off N Knock hell out of the cue ball system. It is one of the most effective aiming systems known if not the most effective as demonstrated by how often balls are pocketed on the break using this system. Sometimes three, four, five, even over half the balls on the table are pocketed in a single shot. No other system is this effective!

Hu
 
Seems this system would work better in 9 ball than any other game.

No need for a shooting cue either,,can use a break cue for every shot. LMAO
 
ShootingArts said:
Well I just couldn't stand it no more.(or less either) Everybody but me had an aiming system and I didn't. I kind of liked the BOB system but it was already taken. Some searching revealed that the HANK ball pocketing system was still untrademarked and unpatented. I rushed out and applied for both.

This is public notice, anyone using the HANK system, whether they pocket balls or not, owes me fees due to my rights to the system. I'll be coming out with the books and videos sometime in the distant future but for now anyone interested in paying me a low low monthly fee will be entitled to use HANK.

This is the HAul off N Knock hell out of the cue ball system. It is one of the most effective aiming systems known if not the most effective as demonstrated by how often balls are pocketed on the break using this system. Sometimes three, four, five, even over half the balls on the table are pocketed in a single shot. No other system is this effective!

Hu
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Hu... water you thinking with that name? Hank's Buck a Ball system will be confused with Hank's Buck a Bottle hydration marketing plan.
 
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I will PM you soon, I would love to be one of the pioneers of this system.
I have not responded to a aiming system thread until now and trust your judgement.



Do you take PayPal?
 
Sorry, but I have been using the HANK system for many years. But, being that you DID put this on public notice I guess I am entitled to shell out the monthly fees that you are requesting. However, can these low monthly rates be negotiable??
 
Just wait 'till you folks get a load of my "Dark Side Of The Moon" aiming system:thumbup:

It let's you see through the cue ball to the contact point on the other side without guessing where it is.
It's like cheating once you use it.

The vertical line some look for to aim the CB to the OB shouldn't be vertical at all, it's a horizontal arc invisible from plain sight.

Just like the dark side of the moon is visible on some nights, this system will let you clearly see the other side of the cue ball so there is no more guessing.

Come on folks, everyone knows Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon album is the greatest of all time.........so have some blind faith here with this one, you'll no longer be in the dark.

Far away across the field
tolling on the iron bell
draws the faithful to their knees
to hear the softly spoken magic spell......

Anybody venture to guess what the spell is Roger Waters was talking about? <<<<<======== That's a serious question actually.
 
Yes, I have invented a new aiming system myself - WAM (Whitewolf Aiming System)!

It works like this: draw a line at a 90% angle to the pocket from the back of the object ball. Now when you aim, position the cueball hitting where it will travel along this tangent line after impact. Of course you naysayers will ask how this works on shot with a very low angle - just imagine using a stun shot.

For cut shots with big angles, this will give you another dimension to use with the ghost ball. Best of all - it works and is simple.
 
sounds a little like my algebric aiming system

LuckedOut said:
Just wait 'till you folks get a load of my "Dark Side Of The Moon" aiming system:thumbup:

It let's you see through the cue ball to the contact point on the other side without guessing where it is.
It's like cheating once you use it.

The vertical line some look for to aim the CB to the OB shouldn't be vertical at all, it's a horizontal arc invisible from plain sight.

Just like the dark side of the moon is visible on some nights, this system will let you clearly see the other side of the cue ball so there is no more guessing.

Come on folks, everyone knows Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon album is the greatest of all time.........so have some blind faith here with this one, you'll no longer be in the dark.

Far away across the field
tolling on the iron bell
draws the faithful to their knees
to hear the softly spoken magic spell......

Anybody venture to guess what the spell is Roger Waters was talking about? <<<<<======== That's a serious question actually.
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That sounds a little bit like my algebric aiming system I thought was gonna make me rich. Seemed pretty good until I was explaining it to an old country boy who had been hanging in the same pool room sixty or seventy years. I had the balls laid out on the table and was explaining to him, "pi r squared" . . . WHAM! he rapped me upside the head so hard with the old house cue he was using that it knocked my algebric system clean out of my mind. "You young idgit, pie are round, cornbread are square!"

I'll admit that HANK or the very similar BONK might have been in usage before I claimed the rights but I'm the first to document the procedure and apply for rights. I'm doing some research right now but I'm pretty sure that pocket billiard tables have never been patented. Brunswick and Diamond are in for a nasty surprise! I'm pretty sure that spherical objects that can be rotated by gravity or other outside forces aren't patented either. I did find that rocks were patented but not specifically the ones with all points on the surface equidistant from the center point.

Hu
 
ShootingArts said:
That sounds a little bit like my algebric aiming system I thought was gonna make me rich. Seemed pretty good until I was explaining it to an old country boy who had been hanging in the same pool room sixty or seventy years. I had the balls laid out on the table and was explaining to him, "pi r squared" . . . WHAM! he rapped me upside the head so hard with the old house cue he was using that it knocked my algebric system clean out of my mind. "You young idgit, pie are round, cornbread are square!"

Hu
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Not all cornbreads are square....Cornbread Red was pretty hip.

And if you need a front man for your Hank system ........
...I suggest MC Hammered
 
I'm hoping you are available

pt109 said:
Not all cornbreads are square....Cornbread Red was pretty hip.

And if you need a front man for your Hank system ........
...I suggest MC Hammered
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I'm hoping you are available. I'll be putting together my senile, ahem, I mean senior management team shortly!

I already have video of Buddy Hall endorsing the HANK system. He said when nothing else will work, Hank is always there! OK, I'm paraphrasing a bit but he did say if other breaks didn't work just hammer the rack as hard as you can. Sounds like HANK to me.

Hu
 
LuckedOut, While I will admit that Dark Side of the Moon was the greatest album ever made there is a downside to the system. Anyone familiar with Pink Floyd has consumed vast quantities of controlled substances.

This has formed the perception in the players mind of sinkings balls on the dark side of the cue ball, offen thought to resemble a moon.

This mis-perception is addressed in the song "Brain Damage"

That's OK, your not expected to remember any of this.
 
That's how we do it

I love it. Nothing more enjoyable than being able to hammer a rack you force your opponent into making sure they are tight. Then you break good and end up wanting to run out to get to break again.
 
ShootingArts said:
I'm hoping you are available. I'll be putting together my senile, ahem, I mean senior management team shortly!

I already have video of Buddy Hall endorsing the HANK system. He said when nothing else will work, Hank is always there! OK, I'm paraphrasing a bit but he did say if other breaks didn't work just hammer the rack as hard as you can. Sounds like HANK to me.

Hu
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Hu:

It seems our member RunoutJJ also endorses your system, albeit under a different name -- "ODL = Oh Dear Lord." He even created a new thread by this name, so the race is on as to who can trademark their TLA (or FLA in your case, Hu) first!

May the best TLA/FLA win! :D
-Sean
 
I've yet to run into a guy that breaks that good, mainly because I never play anyone. And when I play the cuz, I always break because he has a thing for racking. And there is my problem, I'll never be able to play anyone that puts me in the chair long enough to make me get piss at kicks and racking. I don't play good enough to compete so why bother? I'm just going to hang myself and slug rack my next oppo0nent until he complains. I mean, if they don't know then I get to break more, right?

Can you imagine being in competition against guys that have sponsors? What if the sponsors pay them per second? All the time you just want to break.

Their resume goes something like this:

Objective: To connect with a name brand billiards company seeking TV airtime in exchange to full sponsorship. You can pay my plane, hotel, and strip club fees.

Notable accomplishments: I once put a guy to sleep that was trying to put me to sleep.

Summary: I will break really hard and maintain table time for many seconds while on air.

(I'm now a dead man)
 
Great Minds Think Alike!

sfleinen said:
Hu:

It seems our member RunoutJJ also endorses your system, albeit under a different name -- "ODL = Oh Dear Lord." He even created a new thread by this name, so the race is on as to who can trademark their TLA (or FLA in your case, Hu) first!

May the best TLA/FLA win! :D
-Sean
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Great minds think alike, maybe I'll partner up with him. Dunno though, if we can't combine to come up with a cool acronym we'll have to each go it alone. HANK of course honors the greatest country music singer ever!

I favored the Whut the Hell Is That?!? aiming system for the name of mine but the acronym just didn't do it for me. Doesn't matter how good a system works or doesn't work, gotta have a cool name to market it.

Hu
 
Let's open the bags

Fractionating the object ball is a decent "Aiming system". As far as other aiming methods, I've never really ventured into them so I can't really say much about them. I think the main thing in whether a system works is whether their claims have leaks such as pre-reqs to the "idea" of the system.

Most advance players are more in tuned with the cue ball and believe that mastery of it comes before developing creative ways to see things. It'll be a long time before I can even say I've closed in on mastery of the cue ball. I think those that have been in the game long knows the labor necessary to get to that level.
 
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ShootingArts said:
Great minds think alike, maybe I'll partner up with him. Dunno though, if we can't combine to come up with a cool acronym we'll have to each go it alone. HANK of course honors the greatest country music singer ever!

I favored the Whut the Hell Is That?!? aiming system for the name of mine but the acronym just didn't do it for me. Doesn't matter how good a system works or doesn't work, gotta have a cool name to market it.

Hu
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I never even thought of that Hank....I was thinking of the cost of water.
But I think Hank Williams would have made a great front man, Hu.....
....hell, he already wrote a song for the road players that employ this
here system......
..http://www.google.ca/url?url=http:/...lliams&usg=AFQjCNGx0Lcz9jHxgYU_89pvYk4IO1qXdw
 
When I finally develop my own system I will get Vince to do my Infomercial. This guy can sell.

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Then I will teach it to Coco (if he hasn't died in a unfortunate grease fire) and Champ and they can go around the world selling it to all the rail bangers.

Nick
 
Hey Hu, I have been using your Hank system for a while now!

ShootingArts said:
Well I just couldn't stand it no more.(or less either) Everybody but me had an aiming system and I didn't. I kind of liked the BOB system but it was already taken. Some searching revealed that the HANK ball pocketing system was still untrademarked and unpatented. I rushed out and applied for both.

This is public notice, anyone using the HANK system, whether they pocket balls or not, owes me fees due to my rights to the system. I'll be coming out with the books and videos sometime in the distant future but for now anyone interested in paying me a low low monthly fee will be entitled to use HANK.

This is the HAul off N Knock hell out of the cue ball system. It is one of the most effective aiming systems known if not the most effective as demonstrated by how often balls are pocketed on the break using this system. Sometimes three, four, five, even over half the balls on the table are pocketed in a single shot. No other system is this effective!

Hu
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So, perhaps I can get a free pass or get grand fathered in if possible? Not to mention that I am the CEO of the Lock Society. And your friend.... Please let me know. Thanks Hu.
Many Regards,
Lock N Load.
 
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