"I'd rather be eaten by a goat and shit off a cliff than watch you put 2 dollars in your pocket." - John Schmidt
Now that's funny right there. He must have said this to a world class nit.
"I'd rather be eaten by a goat and shit off a cliff than watch you put 2 dollars in your pocket." - John Schmidt
That's funny, Jam, as you probably know I'm good friends with Berle, Weldon,and Shannon from 30 years ago running around Kentucky. I used to gamble with Shannon and then we started betting on each other.
I ask Shannon one time if a group of players at a tournament were "uneasy" about gambling with us, he said "uneasy, sh*t, they're like long tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs!"
A famous {infamous} pool player goes to play a room owner out of town.
He busts the guy and goes home , 6 months later he finds out the guy is pumped up again and goes back and busts him again.
Goes back home and gets word later the guy once again has a pile of money.
This time he loses to the guy and tells him he will have to go to the car , and he would be right back.
When he comes back, the owner thinks he went to get more money, instead he went and got a gun.
He points the gun at the guy and says "You played great, but I really must have the money!"
Man, that would suck. Hope that guy ended up doing some time for that.
There was a legend on here woofin about gamblin at various pool games and his girl had been woofin about gamblin at scrabble and the guy responded with, "I play ALL games." And posted a pic of a wad of cash on a pool table with a scrabble board.
Then crickets.
That's funny, Jam, as you probably know I'm good friends with Berle, Weldon,and Shannon from 30 years ago running around Kentucky. I used to gamble with Shannon and then we started betting on each other.
I ask Shannon one time if a group of players at a tournament were "uneasy" about gambling with us, he said "uneasy, sh*t, they're like long tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs!"
There was a legend on here woofin about gamblin at various pool games and his girl had been woofin about gamblin at scrabble and the guy responded with, "I play ALL games." And posted a pic of a wad of cash on a pool table with a scrabble board.
Then crickets.
After careful consideration, the wise old monkey then decided he'd dance when he *wanted* to dance for himself and not for a couple of chirping railbirds with no skin in the game.
In other words, the Wise Old Monkey knew that it was time to stop woofing unless he had the Skin to back it up. Like as in, when you are short a few bananas and the whipped cream, its time to stop telling people that you know how to make a banana split.
Yes? The reason that I ask is that I am not a gambler but figure that unless I want to gamble, I shouldn't woof at people to gamble with me.
Same reason I don't stand in front of the toilette unless I need to Pee.
In other words, the Wise Old Monkey knew that it was time to stop woofing unless he had the Skin to back it up. Like as in, when you are short a few bananas and the whipped cream, its time to stop telling people that you know how to make a banana split.
Yes? The reason that I ask is that I am not a gambler but figure that unless I want to gamble, I shouldn't woof at people to gamble with me.
Same reason I don't stand in front of the toilette unless I need to Pee.
Not at all Jen. I have a grindstone and all my axes are already sharpened.
Should spend more time looking thru the windshield of life instead of the rear view mirror.
BTW, I enjoyed the dancing monkey explanation. I didn't understand it one bit but I thought it was funny.
My doggie is woofing at me. I think its time to hit the sack. Have too much
saw dust in my eyes.
I don't think Luxurys post nor mine was intended for Keith. Least mine wasn't. I could care less what Keith says or does as he seldom posts on AZ.
One monkey decided to dance to the tune he wanted to dance to, but he was turned down. You see, it seems nobody was interested in dancing the quick step and instead preferred some hip-hop. The monkey knew how to do the hip-hop, but he preferred the quick step since he had been away from the dancing ballroom for many years. Nobody seemed to want to do the quick step, even though they said they danced all dances.
After careful consideration, the wise old monkey then decided he'd dance when he *wanted* to dance for himself and not for a couple of chirping railbirds with no skin in the game. :grin-square:
Hope the player referred to can play soon, on his terms. Count me in...but I would never refer to it as a dancing monkey act, as much as I like character development. That character has already been developed, within the pool world at least. :smile:
More like a legend stretching his wings again. And one with plenty of stories and character just like the game needs. Guaranteed to draw an audience.
I'll never forget my experience at the Derby City Classic (the first annual in the Executive West) with the Earthquake in a side room with a single table I believe. It was away from the main playing area for sure. That has been a while ago and I forget the exact logistics of the layout. But I know the room was packed standing room only and it was colorful...and beautiful to watch. And, no I never considered that to be a dancing monkey act either. Even though that was maybe 15 years ago or longer, I vaguely remember Keith playing in his socks only? Memory may be failing me though and could have been someone else entirely.
At any rate, seemed to me to be real intense "business", negotiations transpired, battle ensued. Thanks to Keith for that memory.
Oh, and I always remember there was a magician set up in the hallway where the vendors were. Performing magic tricks and selling the set-ups. Anyone else that was there remember that bit of lore? Anyone know the gentleman?
~Razor