Occupation...

Wow, everyone works in this forum................except me! I'm lazy, disabled, lazy, and oh yeah, I'm lazy too. I used to work for $5.25 a month and saved and saved until I could retire. I used to have lots of illegally made money until the government stepped in and informed me that I was being a very bad boy. Then they grounded me and locked me up in my room for 6 years. But during that time, they taught me all kinds of ways to make money in other illegal ways so they can step in once again, but, I'm much too smart to fall for that one..............again. ;) Send me $19.95 and you too can be rich like me! Uh oh, meds are in over-drive again. Gotta GOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
 
deep said:
I wish i had and i wish i lived in the U.S!
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Dam it, I have casted this one out there 3 times and haven't even gotten a nibble. You are suppose to ask me :

WHAT IS A DISEL FITTER?

Purdman :D
 
Purdman said:
Dam it, I have casted this one out there 3 times and haven't even gotten a nibble. You are suppose to ask me :

WHAT IS A DISEL FITTER?

Purdman :D
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Okay Purdy, I'll fall for it, what's a diesel fitter? Wait, let me get my helmet and boots on for this one. :D
 
I'm a project engineer/cost estimator for a medium sized plastics plant dealing exclusively with the Automotive Big 3 and they suck!!
 
Purdman said:
Dam it, I have casted this one out there 3 times and haven't even gotten a nibble. You are suppose to ask me :

WHAT IS A DISEL FITTER?

Purdman :D
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I was thinking it, but I'm not in the market for a job so I didn't ask...lol. What is a diesel fitter?
 
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zeeder said:
What is a deisel fitter?
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Swen and Ole worked together and both were laid off so they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher, I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it to be unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Swen was asked his occupation, "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since deisel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Swen $600 a week unemployment pay. When Ole found out he was furious.

He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained that 'panty stitcher' was unskilled, where as 'diesel fitter' was a skilled labor.

"WHAT SKILL?" yelled Ole, I sew the elastic onto the panties then Swen puts them over his head and says, "Yah! these'll fitt 'er"
 
zeeder said:
I was thinking it, but I'm not in the market for a job so I didn't ask...lol. What is a deisel fitter?
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Well, Zeeder and Rude Dog, since you asked. I will make it short. I had a friend who use to sell low grade one size fits all panty hose to all the hotel maids in the Washington, D.C. area. He hired me to hold the bag and size them. I would pull a pair out and say "Disel Fitter".
Purdman :D
 
SPetty said:
Swen and Ole worked together and both were laid off so they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher, I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it to be unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Swen was asked his occupation, "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since deisel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Swen $600 a week unemployment pay. When Ole found out he was furious.

He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained that 'panty stitcher' was unskilled, where as 'diesel fitter' was a skilled labor.

"WHAT SKILL?" yelled Ole, I sew the elastic onto the panties then Swen puts them over his head and says, "Yah! these'll fitt 'er"
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Hey, write your own jokes. You want to see a good one, check my post to the My photo album by rakumsuker.
Purdman :cool:
 
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Part-time M.Sc. student. Might get my degree in Electrical engineering and Telecommunications if I feel like completing my studies, getting old you know. Have been working part time as a student counsellor, C++ programmer, research assistant, course assistant / lecturer etc.
 
drivermaker said:
I no longer work...I just play. Anybody that says they love to work is crazy!
Trust me...playing is MUCH better.
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You sound like my dad. He is retired and still loves playing his music and pool. I spoke with him yesterday. He said he got up, played his beautiful custom Fender Stratocaster for a while...then shot 9 ball for several hours at his local room. From there he went out with one of the women he is dating (he's got 5 or 6 of them). His quote, "Until I find the right woman, I'm having fun with the wrong ones." He classifies most of them all as gold-diggers (guess he has some trust issues) and says he'll never find one like my mother (RIP).

He was laughing when he told me, "The hardest decision I had to make today is which cue stick to shoot with."

Sheesh....my dad is my hero.
 
Purdman said:
Well, Zeeder and Rude Dog, since you asked. I will make it short. I had a friend who use to sell low grade one size fits all panty hose to all the hotel maids in the Washington, D.C. area. He hired me to hold the bag and size them. I would pull a pair out and say "Disel Fitter".
Purdman :D
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
civil engeneer. searching for job as junior manager in a bank, or architectural design software (autocad etc)
 
SPetty said:
35? Years old? Retired? As in not working for a living?

Can you tell us how that came about?
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Yep. Let's just say I was in the right place at the right time. I don't like talking about it because everybody and his brother will be hounding me for donations. I tell people I'm a doctor to explain all the cash. Funny life.
 
Matt_24 said:
You sound like my dad. He is retired and still loves playing his music and pool. I spoke with him yesterday. He said he got up, played his beautiful custom Fender Stratocaster for a while...then shot 9 ball for several hours at his local room. From there he went out with one of the women he is dating (he's got 5 or 6 of them). His quote, "Until I find the right woman, I'm having fun with the wrong ones." He classifies most of them all as gold-diggers (guess he has some trust issues) and says he'll never find one like my mother (RIP).

He was laughing when he told me, "The hardest decision I had to make today is which cue stick to shoot with."

Sheesh....my dad is my hero.
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Awesome! I sure miss my dad, thanks for sharing Matt.
 
iconcue said:
internal revenue service - my responsibilities include the selection of which individuals and which business entities to audit
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Jeff,

Well, it was certainly nice knowing you while it lasted!

Chris
 
I work in the Insitutional Equities Division of a major investment bank. I do strategic planning for major systems development in portfolio accounting for hedge funds. Guess that makes me a bit of a geek, but one day I hope to recover!
 
tbone1213 said:
I'm a project engineer/cost estimator for a medium sized plastics plant dealing exclusively with the Automotive Big 3 and they suck!!
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I love this post.


I drive an Audi.
 
Purdman said:
I have an open position for a disel fitter DM. Easy work and good pay. You can start part time and make full time money.
Purdman :cool:
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Many years ago, in my occupational times, I used to be a diesel fitter! ;) :D
 
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