Old Sayings

Two from a long time ago

"If you can't shoot good, shoot hard" - anonymous

" I'm not the best in world, but until he gets here........" Glenwood Wills -Covington VA
 
I'm gonna shoot that guy right between the eyes - Boston Shorty's way of telling you he expected to beat someone

The percentages don't always work - Irving Crane, after a high percentage shot doesn't work out despite solid execution.

Don't get married to your pattern - In 1978, this was Ray Martin's way of explaining that you must stand prepared to change your 14.1 pattern during the rack.

Just watching that guy shoot pool gets me out of stroke - by many

I shoot like a girl, damn good - Nine ball girl
 
Williebetmore said:
"A fool and his money are soon parted" - WBM's view of breakup.
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This brings to mind one of my favorite non-pool quotes:

A fool and his money are soon elected - Will Rogers
 
Floyd Myers

He ain't playing nobody, he's so broke he don't have birdseed for a cukoo clock.
He couldn't run out if you was to open every door in the building.
Oh no, My horse just threw a shoe.
Yep, he should go on the road, a gravel road.
It tkes him two hours to watch 60 minutes.

Floyd Myers from Denver Co. was one of the greatest sweaters of all time.
 
As you go through life you will encounter individuals who have no more respect for the truth than a tomcat has for a marriage licence.
 
Scaramouche said:
As you go through life you will encounter individuals who have no more respect for the truth than a tomcat has for a marriage licence.
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Good One!!!!!!!
 
Yo Mamma is so crosseyed that your father left her for seeing someone on the side.
 
Player A says "I need a spot, your a world beater."
Player B says" Yea, I gotta travel the world to find someone I can beat."

I also like the quote in DiLiberto's book.
"She's the best roll I ever got."
 
Williebetmore said:
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"A fool and his money are soon parted" - WBM's view of breakup.
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A fool and his money are soon partying.

(Williebetmore talking to himself while doing yard work)
 
"If you are expecting a Tennis babe, you're going to be dissapointed. I'm a tennis player."

Maria Sharapova at age 15 before she won her first tournament.
 
Hal said:
"If you are expecting a Tennis babe, you're going to be dissapointed. I'm a tennis player."

Maria Sharapova at age 15 before she won her first tournament.
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Well whoever it was-they got both!
 
JAM said:
Player A can't seem to win a game against Player B. Player B is on fire, winning every game. Player A eventually wins a game and gets on the scoreboard and states, "Well, I beat the line. I got one."

JAM
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LOL - McCready after taking a game off Parica in the '03 (?) US Open.

They're obviously all Keither but I thought I'd share the context.
 
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