Old Time Hustler - Funny Air Barrel Story

watchez

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Troy Richards was a long time hustler that spent many of his years playing in St Louis, originally from Florida I believe. Troy was, at one time a great bar table player & one pocket player. I never got to see him play in his heyday, but when I started to hang out in the pool room, Troy was there most days. He wasn't a huge gambler at this point in his life. $50 or $100 sets, $10 or $20 a game. He had an old time stance, standing almost straight up over the cue ball, looking at the object ball the entire time he shot.

Troy was once audited by the IRS because he hadn't filed taxes in years. When they asked him what he did for a living, he told them he owned an air barrel factory. He seriously said it took him 45 minutes for him to explain to them what an air barrel was and how it was used. He said that he had fired so many air barrels in his life that he now had to own an entire factory to produce them to keep up. They must've thought he was crazy. They never called him back in again to ask how he made his living or survived to pay his bills.

Troy would go to Steak N Shake every night before he came to the pool room. Each visit, he would steal a spoon or a fork. He must have had literally tons of the silverware at his apartment. Sometimes he would be bold and take a coffee cup. Why, I have no idea. To give more background of Troy, he had a speech impediment that his vocals came thru his nose. Some words were hard to understand.

Here are my three favorite Troy stories:

Troy was in the pool room when this road player came in and asked "Who wanted to play some cheap 9 ball for $5.00". Troy stands up and says he would play. So they play back and forth for about an hour and Troy is now 12 games loser. Troy looks at the road player and says, "Well that is enough for me. I am done, I can't beat you." He pulls out 5 one dollar bills from his pocket, counts them out and says "Here you go" as he hands the road player the money. The road player says, "Hey I said $5.00 9 ball, you owe me $60.00." Troy corrects him and says, "No you asked who wanted to play some cheap 9 ball for $5.00, I lost so here is your $5.00." The road player had no answer or argument and Troy went home.

Another day, another road player came into the pool room but this guy was stalling and playing cheap for $10.00 a game. Troy was smart and read the situation. The road player let Troy get 7 or 8 games winner. Without missing a beat, Troy says this time, "Well that is enough for me" and starts to unscrew his stick. The road player can't believe it. He didn't have a chance to turn up his speed or raise the bet. Troy's quitting beat him to it. Just another day at the office for Troy.

Finally, last story of another road player coming thru. Troy actually thought he was stealing this time playing one pocket. Troy finds himself two games down and realizes that he can't win. He tells his buddy, possum Bill to go outside and call him - meaning to go outside to the payphone and call the pool room. Possum Bill goes outside and starts shouting, Troy Troy Troy. Troy can't stand it and says "What is this m-f-er doing?" He gets possum Bill to come back inside and explains to him to use the payphone to call him. So the pool room phone rings and the counter man says it is for Troy. Troy gets on the phone and says, "Oh my god, what hospital, I'll be right there." He turns to the road player and says "I have got to run, my son was just in a terrible accident, we can finish our game later." Two days went by, no Troy in the pool room and the road player headed out of town.

Troy passed away a few years ago. I heard they found him in his apartment, dead of an apparent heart attack. I miss the days of the pool room when Troy was around.
 
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airbarrel factory lmao thats funny. You've told that one before on az but its still hilarious. Thats for the good stories!
 
Troy was a guy that spoke his mind and was not afraid to do so. This last story that I will tell, is much better if you knew Troy and can hear someone tell it that can imitate his voice, as again he spoke thru his nose.

For this purpose, please talk thru your nose as you read the following story, it will make better sense.

One day at Steak N Shake, he goes up to the counter and the cook asks him what he wants to eat. Troy says, "I'll have a BLT on whole wheat toast". So the cook goes to making Troy's sandwich and hands it to him. Troy takes one bite of his sandwich and it tastes horrible. He says, "Hey m f-er, I told you I wanted a BLT on whole wheat toast". The cook looks right at him, serious as can be and says - "Yes you said old week toast, and that toast is the oldest bread I could find."
 
watchez said:
So the pool room phone rings and the counter man says it is for Troy. Troy gets on the phone and says, "Oh my god, what hospital, I'll be right there." He turns to the road player and says "I have got to run, my son was just in a terrible accident, we can finish our game later." Two days went by, no Troy in the pool room and the road player headed out of town.

Troy passed away a few years ago. I heard they found him in his apartment, dead of an apparent heart attack. I miss the days of the pool room when Troy was around.

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Good stories but VERY bad Karma to do it by" MY son was just in a terrible accident" Unless he didnt have a son-maybe that was the case.

In college a guy in my fraternity got out of all his finals by claiming his dad had a heart attack. Within a month, he had one for real.
 
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Nostroke said:
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Good stories but VERY bad Karma to do it by" MY son was just in a terrible accident" Unless he didnt have a son-maybe that was the case.

In college a guy in my fraternity got out of all his finals by claiming his dad had a heart attack. Within a month, he got one for real.

I don't think that Troy was the type of person that believed in Karma so that wouldn't have even crossed his mind.

Only one time did I ever witness Troy ever get truly out of line when gambling and get his nose open. This player came in from Oklahoma and beat Troy playing 8 ball on a bar table. Troy lost many more games than was the usual for him as I guess he couldn't accept losing to this player. Of course, the next night - Louie was waiting, dressed as Frank the Ice Cream man in his frozen yogurt stand work shirt, for the Oklahoma player. Louie, kept it simple for awhile, beating the player and not showing anything flashy. Then of course, he couldn't help himself. He let his stroke and shot making ability out. That, and our laughter, made the heist come to an end.

Troy was the last person that I saw play Louie Roberts. Louie came back to STL with his rich older lady girlfriend and spotted Troy 10-7. Many people were in on the bet with Troy. Troy hijacked him - Right or wrong - I think it was Louie's way of giving back to the pool room that he had spent so much time in.
 
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