One Pocket is so slow....

One pocket is so slow...............

On the thread about the Frost vs Orcullo match....c-money is enjoying the match....
...but he wishes they would use an egg timer instead of an hour glass as a shot clock.

:grin:
 
Get your fire blanket ready for this one...cuz it's coming in hot cuzin


One pocket is so slow....frost thought he was still relevant.


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I don't mind one-pocket, but I'll give it a shot:

One-pocket is so slow that before the match was finished, Scott Frost had to change his name to Scott Defrost.

Haha.
ha.
 
With the Frost/Orcollo match over, I was watching Johnny Carson last night and he came up with a good one about another slow subject, but that fits here:

"Even the Titanic had the decency to sink in 2 hours."


Jeff Livingston
 
chefjeff said:
With the Frost/Orcollo match over, I was watching Johnny Carson last night and he came up with a good one about another slow subject, but that fits here:

"Even the Titanic had the decency to sink in 2 hours."


Jeff Livingston
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whoa! Do you live in the 1980's:grin:?!
 
It's not just slow, it's Torporific!!!!!!

I am re-reading my copy of Byrne's Standard book, and on p 47, he used the word, "torpid" to describe some disinterested spectators of pool shots.

I was surprised that I hadn't noted the meaning when I first read the book way back when, as I used to do. So, I got the dictionary (it's a book, for the young ones) out and looked up torpid. It means inactive, sluggish. (don't jump ahead of me here)

Directly below torpid was the word, "tor-por." It means basically the same as torpid.

But directly below that word was the best of all: "tor-por-if-ic" It means causing torpor.

It's now my new favorite word, torporific.

1-pocket is not just slow, it's Torporific!!!!!!




Jeff Livingston

PS Thanks, Bob, for once again making things real.
 
12squared said:
This is awesome, thanks for the link.

Dave

One pocket is so slow that a 3 day cricket match completed before a one-pocket race to 3.
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One pocket is so slow.....that I saw that link from Bob Jewett in another thread...
...so I went home and made that post...I'd left a guy in a trap....
...came back a while later....and he was still chalking his cue...:rolleyes:

I knew this three ahead was going to be a long session when he showed up with his cue...
...and a full box of Master chalk....I was thinkin'...that Gross got me again...:smile:
 
pt109 said:
One pocket is so slow.....that I saw that link from Bob Jewett in another thread...
...so I went home and made that post...I'd left a guy in a trap....
...came back a while later....and he was still chalking his cue...:rolleyes:

I knew this three ahead was going to be a long session when he showed up with his cue...
...and a full box of Master chalk....I was thinkin'...that Gross got me again...:smile:
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You're a cute boy!
 
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Jeff Livingston
 
Tramp Steamer said:
I..............................................................................................................play........................................................................more.....................................................................One......................................Pocket..................................................................than.............................................................................any..............................................................other...............................game,..................................................................for.................................................................................obvious.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................reasons.

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On a serious note, for a change.....Tramp, please check into AZ.
...haven't seen you for a while.
 
You can add somniferous to the adjective list...zzzzz
chefjeff said:
I am re-reading my copy of Byrne's Standard book, and on p 47, he used the word, "torpid" to describe some disinterested spectators of pool shots.

I was surprised that I hadn't noted the meaning when I first read the book way back when, as I used to do. So, I got the dictionary (it's a book, for the young ones) out and looked up torpid. It means inactive, sluggish. (don't jump ahead of me here)

Directly below torpid was the word, "tor-por." It means basically the same as torpid.

But directly below that word was the best of all: "tor-por-if-ic" It means causing torpor.

It's now my new favorite word, torporific.

1-pocket is not just slow, it's Torporific!!!!!!




Jeff Livingston

PS Thanks, Bob, for once again making things real.
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For the dollar conscious ones here wanting to see the 1-P action in New Orleans....

Why pay for the streaming channel when you can watch the games for free on trickle.com?


Jeff Livingston
 
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