I saw a guy wearing a plaid Corduroy suit. I said dude where did you get those nasty threads? He said "Callifornia".
I said "Like wow man, you need to stop shopping in California and get rid of those nasty threads".
He said "Nasty threads are the new thing. All the new things start in California. Like the kids wearing their pants down with their butt sticking out, that started in California."
I said "well in that case you're an ignorant m-f".