People I Won't Play

Drater

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Okay, so this is the opposite of Crawfish's "I'll play this guy some" thread.

Here's a list of people I won't play (again):

1) The road player's girlfriend
2) Guys 3x my age that play more one-pocket than 9-ball
3) The drunk redneck
4) The guy with a lime-green 1x1 case
5) The guy that shoots off the wall and never misses
6) Anyone with duct-tape on their stick
7) Anyone that owes me, or others in my room money
8) The guy that talks (about anything) too much
9) Guys I've *never* met that call me by name
10) Jason Gardner

What's your list?

eric
 
People I won't play:

1. Uh...
2. Hmm...
3.


Damn. Looks like I'll play anyone.
 
Drater said:
Okay, so this is the opposite of Crawfish's "I'll play this guy some" thread.

Here's a list of people I won't play (again):

1) The road player's girlfriend
2) Guys 3x my age that play more one-pocket than 9-ball
3) The drunk redneck
4) The guy with a lime-green 1x1 case
5) The guy that shoots off the wall and never misses
6) Anyone with duct-tape on their stick
7) Anyone that owes me, or others in my room money
8) The guy that talks (about anything) too much
9) Guys I've *never* met that call me by name
10) Jason Gardner

What's your list?

eric
Good list :) But could you explain no's 1 & 10?
 
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Drater said:
Okay, so this is the opposite of Crawfish's "I'll play this guy some" thread.

Here's a list of people I won't play (again):

1) The road player's girlfriend
2) Guys 3x my age that play more one-pocket than 9-ball
3) The drunk redneck
4) The guy with a lime-green 1x1 case
5) The guy that shoots off the wall and never misses
6) Anyone with duct-tape on their stick
7) Anyone that owes me, or others in my room money
8) The guy that talks (about anything) too much
9) Guys I've *never* met that call me by name
10) Jason Gardner

What's your list?

eric

Democrats - don't want to have anything to do with them.:grin-square:
 
whitewolf said:
Democrats - don't want to have anything to do with them.:grin-square:

Yeah, you want to play the Republicans anyway. They've got all the money. Since it's all stolen anyway, I won't feel like I'm robbing anyone.
 
KJ Cues said:
Yeah, you want to play the Republicans anyway. They've got all the money. Since it's all stolen anyway, I won't feel like I'm robbing anyone.

All the political garbage belongs in NPR.
 
Any kid any their early teens dragging around a house cue and a fistfull of bills "lookin fora lil action guy". Aforementioned kid usually has an entourage hanging with him. Pride prevents me from asking for weight and past experience tells me that B speed (even at its best) isn't enough to get it done.
 
I can appreciate the joke. The reply seemed like the beginnings of a long, drawn-out argument. If someone wants to argue about politics, they know where to go:D Have a great Sunday!
 
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I do not gamble... so I'll play anyone who wants to play me....
I only see the table, I don't care who is sitting in the chair... :wink:
 
Drater said:
Okay, so this is the opposite of Crawfish's "I'll play this guy some" thread.

Here's a list of people I won't play (again):

1) The road player's girlfriend
2) Guys 3x my age that play more one-pocket than 9-ball
3) The drunk redneck
4) The guy with a lime-green 1x1 case
5) The guy that shoots off the wall and never misses
6) Anyone with duct-tape on their stick
7) Anyone that owes me, or others in my room money
8) The guy that talks (about anything) too much
9) Guys I've *never* met that call me by name
10) Jason Gardner

What's your list?

eric

What's wrong with duct tape? Below is the cue I play with, accompanied by a tiger x-shaft. In all fairness I am in Afghanistan and don't need nothing fancy!!!!!

John
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runout1961 said:
What's wrong with duct tape? Below is the cue I play with, accompanied by a tiger x-shaft. In all fairness I am in Afghanistan and don't need nothing fancy!!!!!

John
DSC01235.jpg

OUCH! Somebody start an "Ugliest Cue" thread.
 
Drater said:
Okay, so this is the opposite of Crawfish's "I'll play this guy some" thread.

Here's a list of people I won't play (again):

1) The road player's girlfriend
2) Guys 3x my age that play more one-pocket than 9-ball
3) The drunk redneck
4) The guy with a lime-green 1x1 case
5) The guy that shoots off the wall and never misses
6) Anyone with duct-tape on their stick
7) Anyone that owes me, or others in my room money
8) The guy that talks (about anything) too much
9) Guys I've *never* met that call me by name
10) Jason Gardner

What's your list?

eric
no.9
i tell strangers who know my name and ask to play" if you know name i'll take 10 to 6" regrettably, if they agree i usually don't win.
 
I won't play anyone who plays better then me. I don't want to bruise my ego! With that being said, there are about 4 people in the state that I will play.:cool:
 
I took my buddy to a tournament and I watched a guy foul in a way that a certain ball never would have moved had it been a good hit. His opponent asked him if he made a good hit and he replied, "I'm not sure, it looked really close." The incoming player did not get ball in hand.

I told my friend, "I will never play that guy for money. Either he is dishonest or can't recognize a foul. Either way I don't want any part of it."
 
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