Pool Pitch: Pool the cleanest sport.

measureman

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
in chess you actually sit closer to your opponent the whole time

in billiards you take turns at the table

i work at a school the bathroom in a school you walk into puddles because people dont aim.
You are starting to sound like Cocobolo Cowboy.
 

justnum

Billiards Improvement Research Projects Associate
Silver Member
This is a creepy.
Shouldn't you be using the faculty restroom?
it was the faculty bathroom

i had to explain to other people how to clean it.

it was the first year on the job.

i am now bathroom monitor
 

justnum

Billiards Improvement Research Projects Associate
Silver Member
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Everything looks clean when its dark.
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fastone371

Certifiable
Silver Member
Swimming the the cleanest competitive sport. Heck, you can't even work up a sweat !
What about the people peeing in the pool?? I remember peeing in the pool once, the fricken lifeguard blew his whistle so loud at me that it startled me and I almost fell in water!!!! To top it off I was at the deep end of the pool, what if I couldnt swim???
 

MitchAlsup

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
What about the people peeing in the pool??
According to the TV show House:: pee is sterile. Also note: the chlorine kills most germs.......rather quickly.........
I remember peeing in the pool once, the fricken lifeguard blew his whistle so loud at me that it startled me and I almost fell in water!!!!
You mother must have not taught you about how to find a bathroom.
To top it off I was at the deep end of the pool, what if I couldnt swim???
And if you were standing on the flooring and peeing in the deep end, you would deserve what you got.
 
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