CurvedCue
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So I'm practicing, setting up drills and shots from a book, when one of the strongest players in my pool hall comes over and says: "Hey, let me give you some advice." Then he pauses. And I'm waiting on tenterhooks, thinking: Is he gonna tell me how to do 3-cushion kick shots? A Jump-draw? An eight-ball break that'll pocket 4 balls every time? How to calculate bank shots like a pro? How to know for certain when to shoot at 7:38 vs. 3:15 on the CB? Please God YES!
Naaah.
He has me shoot two ridiculously easy shots and says: "You need to keep your head down."
Then walks away.
Okay, we all have our bad habits. But seriously???
I mean that's like Stephen King spotting a struggling writer in a coffee shop and then coming over and saying: "Let me give you some advice." Struggling writer, wide-eyed, not even daring to swallow the Cappuccino that's scalding the inside of his mouth, waits, thinking King will tell him how to organize a plot, create riveting characters, when to use a mixed metaphor, why sometimes you have to avoid alliterations, etc, etc...
NO.
Instead..
King says: "You need to type more softly."
Then walks away.
Ok, like, if I ever become a really good player I never gonna do that. :indecisive:
PS -- I think really good players have forgotten (or perhaps never knew!) what it's like to be someone who's struggling to learn the finer points of the game. It's like their knowledge has become so instinctive that they can't communicate it, hence the best thing they can say is something like: "Don't use a warped cue." Or "Keep your head down." Or the perennial favorite: "Don't miss."
PPS -- Imagine Michael Phelps trying to teach swimming. Novice swimmer: "How do I swim like you?" Phelps: "Swim fast."
PPPS -- Lest anyone think the guy was jerking me around -- he wasn't. He was sincere about helping me out. It's just that the wide gap between where he is and where I am seems to create a language barrier. haha.
Naaah.
He has me shoot two ridiculously easy shots and says: "You need to keep your head down."
Then walks away.
Okay, we all have our bad habits. But seriously???

I mean that's like Stephen King spotting a struggling writer in a coffee shop and then coming over and saying: "Let me give you some advice." Struggling writer, wide-eyed, not even daring to swallow the Cappuccino that's scalding the inside of his mouth, waits, thinking King will tell him how to organize a plot, create riveting characters, when to use a mixed metaphor, why sometimes you have to avoid alliterations, etc, etc...
NO.
Instead..
King says: "You need to type more softly."
Then walks away.
Ok, like, if I ever become a really good player I never gonna do that. :indecisive:
PS -- I think really good players have forgotten (or perhaps never knew!) what it's like to be someone who's struggling to learn the finer points of the game. It's like their knowledge has become so instinctive that they can't communicate it, hence the best thing they can say is something like: "Don't use a warped cue." Or "Keep your head down." Or the perennial favorite: "Don't miss."
PPS -- Imagine Michael Phelps trying to teach swimming. Novice swimmer: "How do I swim like you?" Phelps: "Swim fast."
PPPS -- Lest anyone think the guy was jerking me around -- he wasn't. He was sincere about helping me out. It's just that the wide gap between where he is and where I am seems to create a language barrier. haha.

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