Pool Team Names: Clever, Funny, Great, Strange...

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Hello all;

Was wondering what team names are out there that you consider to be Clever, Funny, Great, or even Strange.

A very funny one I heard of recently is a team Borana is on named "I'd Hit That". :grin-square:

I played on a team called the Devil's Advocates which was mostly made up of guys from Central America and me. I was messing with them one day over their pronunciation of our team name and it morphed to "Diablo's Avocados". We all thought it was pretty funny, although somewhat lame, but we officially changed our team name and I even had a graphics friend make up a new logo.

What Clever, Funny, Great, or Strange names do you know?

Best,
Brian kc
 

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The best team name is saw was listed on the APA's list of disallowed names: "Kwitcher*****in"
 
During this past Super Billiards Expo, when taking a stroll in the downstairs level of the V.F. convention center, they have a constant stream of team match-up announcements and results over the P.A. system.

I about lost my footing on the stairs when I heard over the P.A. system, "[so-and-so team] will now play Tap That @ss. Will [so-and-so team] please take your positions around Table #134, and Tap That @ss as well?"

:rotflmao1: <-- picture me in this position, sliding and bouncing down the stairs

:D

-Sean
 
As I was looking for my teams' table assignment at the recent BCA, I noticed one team named "Just the Tip".
 
My teams name is Don't Have a Stroke.
We named it that because the captain is 62 and looks like he might have a stroke.....two weeks into our first session he had a minor heartattack. Not funny at that point.....maybe we should have changed the name.
 

So I was looking through this thread and found post #12..."Born to Loose"
Maybe Richardson will correct me if I'm wrong, but could that have been the team from Canada that we played way back when we took 5th at nationals?

They had some story about how the guy who made the shirts messed up but they didn't have time to get new ones. And one guy had a hot pink cue.

Maybe I'm wrong.
 
IRBSTM - I'd rather be spanking the monkey
Nolo Contendre - espanol for no contest
Why does it burn when I pee? - self explanatory
Afternoon Alcoholics
Stroke me long, stroke me hard
 
I told my team captain I want our team name for next season to be "The Bus Boys." When he asked why, I said, "Because we clear tables." I'm pushing for that one.
 
best i have seen is "off constantly". i would hate to be the team that prevails in that match, lol

Mike
 
Team name

In our league there'a team called 8 balls and a rack.Ya, you guessed it.there's 4 guys and 1 gal on that team.
 
Pool Team Names

This year's thread lists names that are a bit more risque' than last year's.

A couple year's ago, Sedro-Woolley WA had a mixed team called "Three in the Pink - One in the Stink".

I was not on this team. Don't call me Stinky.

pete
 
best i have seen is "off constantly". i would hate to be the team that prevails in that match, lol

Mike

All due respect, that is HORRIBLY overused (at least in my league experiences). Maybe I'm numb to it, but after seeing different teams jostle for it for the past six years, I just don't get a giggle out of it anymore.
 
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