Quitting while you are ahead

Big Perm Gamblers Contract

I, __________, will match up with _________, on this _____ day of the month _________, in the year _________.

We will play a minimum of _____ sets/games (circle as appropriate) for a minimum value of ____ per set/game.

The game to be played: __________

Games to be played on table #: __________

We each have a grand total of $__________ cash on hand and shown to each party in order to cover any and all bets

All bets will be paid at the end of each game, or each set, as appropriate.

If there is not a clear winner after ____ hours, the sets/games will continue on _____ day of the month _________, in the year _________.

Play is to be continuous, with one ____ minute break allowed per hour per player, which can be taken by the shooter during the shooters turn at the table. If either player is unreasonably slow, a ____ second shot clock will be implemented, with one _____ second extension allowed per player per rack.

Signatures:

Player 1: _____________
Player 2: _____________
Witness: _____________ (this can be a barmaid, bartender, or other random third party)

Patent Pending

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Very funny.
 
Is your dad the old cop (Robert Duvall) in the movie Colors?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySdRyYeu7N8 (minute 2:13)

Nope, and I haven't seen it.....IMBD has it as of 88, heard the story before then.....too funny....I'll have to check out the vid when I get home.....every rare now and then I'll catch something my family says on a new TV show or something.....kewl how old adages get around....

My grandfather used to say that, as well as a ton of other sort of life stories revolving around getting the ladies.....that, coupled with his crazy WWII stories, we were entertained for hours....

Hu, I like the edits....I'd love to see someone whip out a contract next time they get approached for a game.....sounds like something crawfish would do.....I figure a guy that likes to stab people has the stones to try this :D
 
The original was great

Nope, and I haven't seen it.....IMBD has it as of 88, heard the story before then.....too funny....I'll have to check out the vid when I get home.....every rare now and then I'll catch something my family says on a new TV show or something.....kewl how old adages get around....

My grandfather used to say that, as well as a ton of other sort of life stories revolving around getting the ladies.....that, coupled with his crazy WWII stories, we were entertained for hours....

Hu, I like the edits....I'd love to see someone whip out a contract next time they get approached for a game.....sounds like something crawfish would do.....I figure a guy that likes to stab people has the stones to try this :D

The original is great too. Think I'll print out one version or another and keep two copies in my case. Then when somebody wants to race to seven or nine for five bucks I'll whip them out and hand the guy a copy and a pen while I start filling out one! Maybe add a few "hereafters" and "whereas" to it in a few places to have it worded in official looking legalese.

Hu
 
The original is great too. Think I'll print out one version or another and keep two copies in my case. Then when somebody wants to race to seven or nine for five bucks I'll whip them out and hand the guy a copy and a pen while I start filling out one! Maybe add a few "hereafters" and "whereas" to it in a few places to have it worded in official looking legalese.

Hu

LMAO....don't forget to post the results....
 
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