If he's gonna be so cheap he won't pay whatever token amount extra Simonis costs, then just tell him to go to hobby store and get enough FELT to cover his table. If yer gonna go cheap, you gotta go REALLY cheap.
You want a quick laugh? This is the truth. Back when I had my poolroom I used to give lessons. One fella asked if I could go to his house, it was near by. When I got there he had a 6' table and for the cloth, he sprayed on some kind of auto seat fabric spray, directly on the slate. It was kind of like playing on fly paper
Needless to say, there was no lesson. Well, maybe for me there was.
LOL...... A good buddy ruined his table cloth when the stripper slopped around in whipped cream, whiskey, candlewax and peanut butter. I thought it was well worth it!
Any other good destructive table cloth stories out there??