Shane Van Called Me Last Night

cuetechasaurus said:
I GOT NEWS FER ALL YOU POOL GAMBLERS!!! COME ON DOWN TO CHUMPIONS POOL ROOM IN ASSTALKER, USA AND YOU WILL GET PLAYED BY ARE WORLD BEETER CHAMPIUNZ!!! COME ONE COME ALL WE ARE DA MOSTEST FEARLESSLESS GAMBLERZ THE GAME HAS EVAR SEEEN!!!!! BRING ERFEREN BRING ARCHEYR BRING ORCOILIO!!! THEY WILL GET PLAYED!!!!! we will only play with the 1-out and all the snaps however
You might try to use red or orange as a text color. And oh, did you mention you needed ball-in-hand after the break?
 
cuetechasaurus said:
I GOT NEWS FER ALL YOU POOL GAMBLERS!!! COME ON DOWN TO CHUMPIONS POOL ROOM IN ASSTALKER, USA AND YOU WILL GET PLAYED BY ARE WORLD BEETER CHAMPIUNZ!!! COME ONE COME ALL WE ARE DA MOSTEST FEARLESSLESS GAMBLERZ THE GAME HAS EVAR SEEEN!!!!! BRING ERFEREN BRING ARCHEYR BRING ORCOILIO!!! THEY WILL GET PLAYED!!!!! we will only play with the 1-out and all the snaps however

My friend, that deserves a very special negative rep! haha
 
Bill Porter talkin smack, that takes the cake ROFL...

While Zach may have got a lil too excited in his posts, he's a good guy just tryin to drum up some action here in DFW.
 
cuetechasaurus said:
I GOT NEWS FER ALL YOU POOL GAMBLERS!!! COME ON DOWN TO CHUMPIONS POOL ROOM IN ASSTALKER, USA AND YOU WILL GET PLAYED BY ARE WORLD BEETER CHAMPIUNZ!!! COME ONE COME ALL WE ARE DA MOSTEST FEARLESSLESS GAMBLERZ THE GAME HAS EVAR SEEEN!!!!! BRING ERFEREN BRING ARCHEYR BRING ORCOILIO!!! THEY WILL GET PLAYED!!!!! we will only play with the 1-out and all the snaps however

HAHAHA!!!:D
 
We love having classy gents like Zach representing Dallas. Yay! Honestly, there must be better ways to drum up action than getting on the internet and yelling out your ass for players YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK FOR.

BTW, I'll match up with any of the players Zach mentioned in bumper-pool. EVEN! :cool:
 
feldz23 said:
They have diamond smart tables in Olathe.

You know, I was thinking about matching up and playing here and there.

I think people (sweaters & stake horses) who live in a town where their road warriors most often leave town to go get action simply want to see action in their town. I can empathize with Zach and the rest of the Dallas sweaters who want to see Billy play at home.

I LOVE TO SEE ROAD PLAYERS COME TO NEW ORLEANS. Most of them can get played and they don't have to out run the nuts, seriously. They just have to provide a game that the locals have a 2 in 5 chance of winning, whatever that is. :D For the most part, I think the road warriors records in New Orleans is more like 4 to 1. Our pool room owner MAKES US PLAY roadies whether we want to or not. That's what a pool room owner should do. And a road warrior doesn't have to worry about not having enough money for the bus. If he blows all his dough, he can get a walking stick, at least that is what I have seen in the past and i could name MANY professional pool players that have played that hand even though they didn't lose their dough playing pool in our pool room.

You get so tired of hearing the war stories about YOUR player going off to some foreign place, betting it up, winning/losing having a close call etc. and you just want to get a feel for what it's like to be right there on the one yard line when it happens and to be a part of it. I kind of feel like that about Olathe and I just hope someone writes in and says, don't feel so bad Joey, it wasn't all that good. :(

I probably wouldn't believe them but it might soothe my disappointment a bit. :)

JoeyA
 
rack'em zach'em said:
He said he would come to Dallas and play anyone even....I almost started to laugh...The hottest player in the world wants an even game...It's up in the air right now. C J is in Olathe and I don't know anyone else here who might play Shane even especially after Corey offered all the weight to everyone down here.

I can't believe Shane had the nerve to ask for an EVEN game. He should have just asked for your address and wired the money to you instead. Would you have prefered that?

Exactly how much weight should Shane give to a player like CJ? CJ beat the world the last time he got in regular action, during the 90's. And who have you ever heard of Shane beating at One Pocket, Billy's best game.

He called me last night too. But I have no interest in revealing what we talked about on here.
 
rack'em zach'em said:
He said he would come to Dallas and play anyone even....I almost started to laugh...The hottest player in the world wants an even game...It's up in the air right now. C J is in Olathe and I don't know anyone else here who might play Shane even especially after Corey offered all the weight to everyone down here.


Shane (a great pool player) is over 90% hearing-impaired.
Shane (a great pool player) 'the hottest player in the world' decides to 'call' you (an ugly nobody).
You (an ugly nobody) had an involved conversation with him about pool, even though you had nothing to do with the game, the players, the money, etc..

Discuss.


(In case you didn't catch on, I think you're full of pewp and should shut it.)
 
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it seems to me

It seems to me that he is saying that David is gonna fire both barrels at Cory.That would leave CJ as there only other player that would be able to play Shane even.I myself don't see David beating Shane even.I have no idea how CJ plays,just have heard he's a world beater.Zach it did kind of sound like,or lets say you were mocking Shane a little for askin to come to Dallas and play anyone even.If it hadn't been for your billboard post others may have cut you some slack.Everyone wants to see action and I for one will not fault you for that.BUT, if you know most of the players in your area, and your the action guy which every town has, you should have been able to tell him someone he could play other that David G or CJ W after your very large post.You have to be creditable when doing things like that in the action world.Just my 2 Cents.
 
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