Shoot a Million Balls? Give me a break.

Look up the "Dan Plan".

For perspective, I've played golf for over 50 years, the vast majority at a mid to low single digit handicap, averaging well over 100 rounds a year for much of the last 15 years or so...

I know a lot of fairly athletic people who have devoted decades and tens of thousands of dollars to the game who can't break 80. In fact, the vast majority of recreational players can't...

I also play a lot with people a lot better than me. Until people see what someone with real skill/talent looks like, they have no idea what "good" really means...
That's what happened to me in Pool. By the time I was 22 or 23 I was beating a lot of people who used to rob me. Then I started going to the big action rooms and the pro tournaments. There I saw guys who were way out of my league. I knew then I would never be a champ at this game.
 
Here is the trick : I pocket balls in my dreams so i will be at the million milestone very fast.
The weird thing is that sometime you might think of something while lying in bed and when you try it out the next day it works and your game is improved. I used to lay in bed and only think of pool shots (and how to hit them) before going to sleep. Yes, I was obsessed.
 
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I was about fifteen when I started reloading too. Remember the six dollar Lee set-ups? One of those, a seventeen dollar powder scale because I didn't trust the scoops, and I was in business!

Later I had two Dillon 550B's one set up for small primer and one for large. Cranked out a lot of the 45's myself. Then I got into benchrest and really messed with heads. Thirty pieces of brass was enough to wear out a barrel and you reloaded at the range or when I took the same rifle to the varmint fields, on the open prairie! My companions were flipping to watch me shoot twenty-five or thirty rounds, clean barrel while reloading, and go again. I had a medium twist 6BR barrel and found five hundred to a thousand so easy it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be.

I had bought a 10-22 for short range as a last minute purchase and it turned out to have issues so I got annoyed and pulled the .45 out from under the seat and nailed a 'dog at about 35 yards. When I did it again at thirty my friend got curious. After that it was an at least once a day thing for Dave to go through a prairie dog town at least once a day playing Hogan's Alley!

I shot my factory .308 to a best of a 0.403" inch aggregate at a hundred yards but that was mostly a fluke. One day it put the first four rounds into a still round hole, then parked the fifth in a separate hole! The curse of the .308. Still nice for 700 yards or so. I miss shooting but no place to reload and too much hassle to buy ready rolled stuff. Doesn't tickle my accuracy fancy anyway.

Taking another left turn, I was taking a friend night fishing out of a canoe to show him how much fun it was. Issue was we got there too early. There were pool tables at the landing. While I was at the counter drinking beer the local hustler came over and got my buddy on a table. Busted him for fifty bucks in a hurry. He came and asked me to get his money back. I did, and a bit over a hundred more. Never wet a line. Two guys around twenty, somebody else's money, party time! We even played more pool and could do no wrong.

Hu
I do own several firearms, pistols and rifles, but I don't know shit about all that stuff. Never reloaded a bullet casing in my life, but do know to keep my guns clean. What I did learn how to do at Ft. Polk, LA is to shoot the silhouette of a man at 300 yards with my M14. I was always a good shot, a Sharpshooter they rated me. Last time I tried shooting a pistol was with my little Ruger .22 Pony gun. I could hit a three inch circle from about thirty feet away. Good enough for self defense I figured. I can handle a .22 Mag just fine. Anything bigger and it has too much kick for my little paws.
 
One story I got from Cole was how they took down a baccarat game 2 nights in a row. One person blocked the camera and another swapped the decks in the shoe. One of the eight (edit: it was 6 then old timers 😉 decks was theirs. Cole sat down and played when the stacked deck came up his maximum bets brought a huge profit. Two nights in a row they hit the game. The third night it was shut down. It was an inside job and his associates were of the type that you didn't mess around with.
He said there wasn't a casino in Nevada that he hadn't been barred from or literally run out of. He said one time he was playing blackjack. He was wearing a long riders jacket and tipping back on the two back legs of the stool. When a foot got hung up and he started to overbalance and tip back he raised his hands to get his balance. The raised hands exposed an ace In the palm of each hand to the camera.
Cole would roll into Seattle to play Harry one pocket at a thousand a game with one barrel. I sat and watched all night Saturday and until noon Sunday as he harvested 25,000. He would take a 90 degree cut that made the ball and splattered the rack wide open, then run 8 more for the out. 9-7 or 9-8 depending on who broke was his game with Harry. Cole played one pocket better than players that spotted Harry 10-6. 🤷‍♂️ Anyway he would do it once then take a similar shot that didn't make the ball but splattered the rack. If Harry got out they were even. If not Cole stole the rack.16 hours to make 25,000 wasn't too shabby.
 
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The weird thing is that sometime you might think of something while lying in bed and when you tried it the next day it worked and your game improved.

My stroke was smooth as silk in my dreams and I never missed a ball.

I was a one trick pony as a general rule. People played cards better, fooseball, pinball, air hockey I could usually hold my own at but didn't dominate. However, on a pool and most particularly a snooker table, not even anybody close. Mainly because the competition was weak. Early in the game I would go to fifty-six and stop almost every game. Didn't want to reveal I could run out snooker games far enough to make it impossible for anyone else to win. I would score fifty-six then miss and the cue ball happened to go to what I referred to as the po-folks end of the table. I would look over at the room owner and he would be grinning. He didn't miss much!


It was an inside job and his associates were of the type that you didn't mess around with.

My family is from Sicily on one side. I used to pay my respects when I went in certain places. I wouldn't have cheated in those places for love or money.

I rolled with laughter when they first brought big time gambling back to Louisiana. They said we didn't have to worry about the mafia moving in, we already had Carlos to keep any strangers in line!

Hu
 
When we managed The Thunderbird Lodge motel in downtown Chico I could comp Cole a room. The owner of the Down Under pool room had deep pockets and was in every road players little black book.
Coles consumption of Stolies was his downfall. One night I scooped him up and took him back to his room and tucked him in. Around noon the next day the desk phone rang and I saw it was Cole's room as I picked up the phone. Cole asked, "where's my cue?" My reply was, "it's in the bed next to you."
Cole so reminded me of Dennis The Menace.
 
One story I got from Cole was how they took down a baccarat game 2 nights in a row. One person blocked the camera and another swapped the decks in the shoe. One of the eight decks was theirs. Cole sat down and played when the stacked deck came up his maximum bets brought a huge profit. Two nights in a row they hit the game. The third night it was shut down. It was an inside job and his associates were of the type that you didn't mess around with.
He said there wasn't a casino in Nevada that he hadn't been barred from or literally run out of. He said one time he was playing blackjack. He was wearing a long riders jacket and tipping back on the two back legs of the stool. When a foot got hung up and he started to overbalance and tip back he raised his hands to get his balance. The raised hands exposed an ace In the palm of each hand to the camera.
Cole would roll into Seattle to play Harry one pocket at a thousand a game with one barrel. I sat and watched all night Saturday and until noon Sunday as he harvested 25,000. He would take a 90 degree cut that made the ball and splattered the rack wide open, then run 8 more for the out. 9-7 or 9-8 depending on who broke was his game with Harry. Cole played one pocket better than players that spotted Harry 10-6. 🤷‍♂️ Anyway he would do it once then take a similar shot that didn't make the ball but splattered the rack. If Harry got out they were even. If not Cole stole the rack.16 hours to make 25,000 wasn't too shabby.
Cole did have big hands, but he was a card sucker in the poker rooms. Too many times I saw him get drunk and go broke playing in some pretty big games, all the time professing to me how he would beat this game. His M.O. was to work a month or two doing a construction job (he knew how to build a house from the ground up) and take the big score from that job and blow it in one night playing poker.
 
cole didnt swap any of the cold decks in. but he was okay at switching a card back and forth with his neighbor in blackjack after enough practice.
he went way to strong and lost his action and it was steamy enough as it was and cost him any chances for the future for the casinos. as he was always desperate for money to stay action. and never got good enough to beat any poker game on the square.
 
cole didnt swap any of the cold decks in. but he was okay at switching a card back and forth with his neighbor in blackjack after enough practice.
he went way to strong and lost his action and it was steamy enough as it was and cost him any chances for the future for the casinos. as he was always desperate for money to stay action. and never got good enough to beat any poker game on the square.
B4 most places went with the 6 deck shoe, it was possible to count and give yourself enuf of an edge to offset the dealers half point advantage.
 
he knew how to build a house from the ground up) and take
Wow, we could have built some Shit man. 😉
That's my wheelhouse shrug 🤷‍♂️.
He was preparing to go build a fence for 200 bucks.
I had "loaned 500" against the cues. I had seen him, well, I knew to intercept as he went to sling the cue. I held it and he redeem it the next day. 2 butts six shafts and a packet of water buffalo tips. The first thing he checked on redemption was the tips. The one butt had been broken and professional repair by Cole. I inquire as to sale of same with 1 shaft. He had 6 of them. 🤷‍♂️ He said, "Doolie has offered 150". My reply was 200 followed by sold. 🤷‍♂️
 
B4 most places went with the 6 deck shoe, it was possible to count and give yourself enuf of an edge to offset the dealers half point advantage.
I could beat a single or double deck dealer. I kept my bets between five and fifty dollars so as not to draw any attention. But you had to be careful. Two things could happen if you bet too much or varied your bets too much. They could ask you to leave or they could put a dealer in on you that was a card mechanic. If you think that didn't happen you are being naive. One time at the Flamingo Hitlon in Reno I'm using my strategy against the double deck and keeping my bets low. It's early in the morning and the floor is quiet. I'm one of only a few people playing BJ. I get them stuck maybe 1,200 or 1,500. Decent money circa 1980's.

A little Asian lady (Chinese?) was brought in to deal. She could really handle that deck, riffling like a wiz and delivering those cards perfectly. I was playing two hands and started losing money back. Then it happened, a little snap as she dealt the hand. It was barely audible and not visible. She had BJ, I lose both hands. I kept playing and soon enough there is that slight sound as she deals. BJ again. I quit, still winning around 1,000.

The floorman, who is standing nearby, says "leaving so soon?" That confirms it in my mind. I take my chips and cash them in, never to play there again.
 
yea they always had one in house to use if needed. i was one of the early counters that did well, even knew "system smitty" who made it famous.. but soon learned a better way that lasted for a few decades before they changed the way they deal. a good counter could make about one big bet per hour.

only time i got barred for blackjack was in a little joint where they knew me and asked me not to play as i bet too much(table limits) and their accountants didn't like any individual tables to suffer big swings as then the investors would think the housemen were stealing.
 
I could beat a single or double deck dealer. I kept my bets between five and fifty dollars so as not to draw any attention. But you had to be careful. Two things could happen if you bet too much or varied your bets too much. They could ask you to leave or they could put a dealer in on you that was a card mechanic. If you think that didn't happen you are being naive. One time at the Flamingo Hitlon in Reno I'm using my strategy against the double deck and keeping my bets low. It's early in the morning and the floor is quiet. I'm one of only a few people playing BJ. I get them stuck maybe 1,200 or 1,500. Decent money circa 1980's.

A little Asian lady (Chinese?) was brought in to deal. She could really handle that deck, riffling like a wiz and delivering those cards perfectly. I was playing two hands and started losing money back. Then it happened, a little snap as she dealt the hand. It was barely audible and not visible. She had BJ, I lose both hands. I kept playing and soon enough there is that slight sound as she deals. BJ again. I quit, still winning around 1,000.

The floorman, who is standing nearby, says "leaving so soon?" That confirms it in my mind. I take my chips and cash them in, never to play there again.

I was watching a western a week or two ago, naturally there was a poker game in it. I heard that little snick of a bottom deal right before they accused the player. Surprising realism. When my ears were a bit better I could hear seconds and bottoms. Still couldn't play for crap.

Hu
 
Oh well you got my attention. I had some interesting interactions with Cole. 3877 is the number scribed in the stainless joint of the cue I purchased from Cole.
My first conversation experience with Cole came when I drove him from Kelso to Seattle in his truck. Oh did I get stories. A perk for a good cab driver. 🤷‍♂️
Any Cole stories are appreciated. Thanks
Not much of a story. Just some filler I heard. Bucktooth used to own a poolhall in Castro Valley. He hired Cole to work there. He didn't last long. Cole was playing pool all the time and not taking care of the counter. I'd think Cole was probably 14 or 15, because when Cole was 16, no one in the San Francisco Bay Area could beat him, and I'd think Cole wouldn't need to work in a poolhall with that ability.

I also heard that Cole was very upset when he was in, I think it was Houston. He heard that there was lots of money to be made in this one particular poolhall, anyway, you had to be 18 years old to get in and they wouldn't let him in because he was too young.
 
his dad had a poolroom before that. thats how he got so good. and few really knew how good bucky played.
he got his big break from jew pauls business.
 
I was watching a western a week or two ago, naturally there was a poker game in it. I heard that little snick of a bottom deal right before they accused the player. Surprising realism. When my ears were a bit better I could hear seconds and bottoms. Still couldn't play for crap.

Hu
There's a district sound. I've never known anyone could flip quiet.
 
I was watching a western a week or two ago, naturally there was a poker game in it. I heard that little snick of a bottom deal right before they accused the player. Surprising realism. When my ears were a bit better I could hear seconds and bottoms. Still couldn't play for crap.

Hu
Welcome to the club. I recall the rude awakening I had when I met my first real card sharks.😳 Old moniker, but still carries the message. 'Mechanic' sounds better. That way after they bust me, they can fix my car!!😉😂
 
his dad had a poolroom before that. thats how he got so good. and few really knew how good bucky played.
he got his big break from jew pauls business.
Here's another I heard back in the day: Cole beat a guy out of some money but wouldn't pay up. Cole told his father. So his father took Cole back to the poolroom. Cole's father told the guy he better pay up or they'd have to go out back and hash things out...
 
Not much of a story. Just some filler I heard. Bucktooth used to own a poolhall in Castro Valley. He hired Cole to work there. He didn't last long. Cole was playing pool all the time and not taking care of the counter. I'd think Cole was probably 14 or 15, because when Cole was 16, no one in the San Francisco Bay Area could beat him, and I'd think Cole wouldn't need to work in a poolhall with that ability.

I also heard that Cole was very upset when he was in, I think it was Houston. He heard that there was lots of money to be made in this one particular poolhall, anyway, you had to be 18 years old to get in and they wouldn't let him in because he was too young.
Legend aside, who taught Cole and how do you figure he'd stand with Gorst and Filler? And how come he let Keith pass? Was Keith better?
 
I am very very far from being an elite player, have had my moments and practice about three hours a week.
I started in 1986, had two old grocery counters and since then have practiced bowlliards about 95% of the time,
I am a little over 39,000 made balls with that game. I thought I was doing well, lol, I started doing this just to see
how long it would take me to pay for my table. Games at bars cost .25 cents to .50 back then. Best to all who can
practice so much more than I could think of doing. Awesome.
 
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