Since you persist on calling me "Poolkiller"...

Push n pull-

Were you born and raised somewhere in Europe? Or have you lived in America at some point?
 
Oh. My. Gandhi.

I just read poolkillers so-called guide to 8ball....:eek:

*thud*

I've typed up my reaction and actually had to erase it like 10 times now....



Just wow.

Its really hard to believe that someone ....




Wow.




Damn.


I feel like I need to wash my eyeballs.
 
Oh sheez. I can't believe I actually read the first 10 posts of this thread.

EDIT: Then I did also read the post before mine. LOL, nice post Mr. Bond.
 
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Mr. Bond said:
Oh. My. Gandhi.

I just read poolkillers so-called guide to 8ball....:eek:

*thud*

I've typed up my reaction and actually had to erase it like 10 times now....



Just wow.

Its really hard to believe that someone ....




Wow.




Damn.


I feel like I need to wash my eyeballs.
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Yep, it's like watching a truck heading towards you but you can't move because you are entranced by the lights.
 
hang-the-9 said:
Yep, it's like watching a truck heading towards you but you can't move because you are entranced by the lights.
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More like watching a passenger train wreck, with all the passengers being murderers and rapists. At first you're like, "that's terrible". Then you're like, "well, no, that's not so bad".
 
Push&Pool said:
OK fine, I'm done with arguing. If you still think I'm Poolkiller, go ahead and keep thinking that way. I don't care at all. But for God's sake, stop bringing up stuff like bar guides, ram shots, "nice post you got there PK" etc in my threads. If you don't want to talk with me or read what I post then ignore button is your friend. Do whatever you want, just stop wrecking my threads and posts.
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I think PP was outsmarted in stupidity by PK; PP as in PocketPoint 1, 2, 3 till 11. I don't think PP was PK (or was he?)
Nah, PP, you're not PK; not even when you want to. You can close your eyes, give ik a poke, change a game, name or whatever.......never, never, never will you become PK, or a PK. Face it, being that stupid takes a lot of practice.
 
hang-the-9 said:
That is not true at all, your posts were not taken seriously because they had silly or wrong info in them, the content, and even wording, of which sounded like exactly what PoolKiller posted. After a few posts, it just became more clear it was the same person posting. Eddie Van Halen can play a song by Stevie Ray Vaughn, but he won't sound like SRV. Your style is all PoolKiller, your post topics, words you use and examples you give are all PoolKiller. Can't hide the style my man, Van Halen is good, can play the notes, but you can hear it's not really SRV. You're SRV playing an SRV song and trying to pass off as Van Halen.
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And to be fair if SRV were still alive and tried to play an Eddie VH solo...it wouldn't sound like Eddie..it would sound like SRV...HUGE fan of both guys but it works both ways. As far as this "poolkiller" thing i never heard of it until 5 minutes ago..but with all the examples and evidence in the past few pages it seems that this is the PK guy with a new account name.
 
Palmerfan said:
And to be fair if SRV were still alive and tried to play an Eddie VH solo...it wouldn't sound like Eddie..it would sound like SRV...HUGE fan of both guys but it works both ways. As far as this "poolkiller" thing i never heard of it until 5 minutes ago..but with all the examples and evidence in the past few pages it seems that this is the PK guy with a new account name.
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Right, my point could be made with any two people that can technically do what the other one can, but can't really hide who they really are. He's trying to say he's not PK, but his "style" gives him away. There is a chance we're wrong, but even people not familiar with PK and P&P are saying they are the same person.
 
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krupa said:
http://issuu.com/poolkillers81/docs/a_beginner_s_guide_to_8_ball_pool

Here you go, brother. (My favorite is the "ball exit hole".)
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My God, I haven't finished getting through this, but it is a hilarious read hahaha
Thank you for posting the link

My favorites so far:
The description on what chalk is for
The idea that it's okay to hit your opponents ball first, as long as you kick off a rail
You can lean on the table, even with both feet off the floor, so long as you don't touch a ball when you're leaning
And if the 8 ball is too close to a pocket that isn't your "called pocket", you can move it to some other, confusingly chosen, location on the table

I don't have anything to add on this topic, just wanted to thank you for lightening up my day lol
 
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OK, I'll confess. I'm the real POOL KILLER. It was me, and only me and nobody else was involved. Please leave P&P alone, I acted alone....

PS: Hey PK, at least I tried buddy ;)
 
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Ghosst said:
Everyone knows chalk falls off the tip and seasons the cloth. That's why new tables don't play properly until they get some wear.
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Hm.. were you around Country Club in MA a few years ago? There were a two guys playing at a table next to me, and that is EXACLY what one of them said to the other. I even had it in a post of mine a while ago about funny things one hears new players say.
 
hang-the-9 said:
Hm.. were you around Country Club in MA a few years ago? There were a two guys playing at a table next to me, and that is EXACLY what one of them said to the other. I even had it in a post of mine a while ago about funny things one hears new players say.
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I remembered that story because it was so funny.

kvinbrwr said:
If a nimrod baits you, and you rise to the bait, what does that make you?
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Nimroded or perhaps, the Nimrodee?
 
Ghosst said:
I remembered that story because it was so funny.
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The other one that I loved was a bunch of teenagers that came into a pool room in RI, they got a few tables, and one of the guys said to one of the girls "See, it's just like going to the mall except with pool tables".
 
hang-the-9 said:
The other one that I loved was a bunch of teenagers that came into a pool room in RI, they got a few tables, and one of the guys said to one of the girls "See, it's just like going to the mall except with pool tables".
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That man is going to die single.
 
Mr. Bond said:
Push n pull-

Were you born and raised somewhere in Europe? Or have you lived in America at some point?
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No I've never been in America, but I'm planning to visit the US at some point in my life.

hang-the-9 said:
Right, my point could be made with any two people that can technically do what the other one can, but can't really hide who they really are. He's trying to say he's not PK, but his "style" gives him away. There is a chance we're wrong, but even people not familiar with PK and P&P are saying they are the same person.
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I think you and PK breathe the same air. You also live on the same planet. You both play poo. Damn, I even think you both belong to homo sapiens species! If I do my calculations, there's 90% chance that you are poolkiller :eek:

ChicagoRJ said:
OK, I'll confess. I'm the real POOL KILLER. It was me, and only me and nobody else was involved. Please lead P&P alone....

PS: Hey PK, at least I tried buddy ;)
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Thanks, I can't describe how grateful I am :rolleyes:
 
I think it would be easier to just say you Are PK but you have turned over a new leaf and really really want to become a valuable contributing member of the forum.

Thank everyone for pointing out the error in your ways, you've learned a great deal.

And then from now on stop acting like yourself.

Done.

:)
 
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