sjm and Williebetmore ROCK!
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Williebetmore,
Just so you know... ever since that pitted cherry fruit salad from the Mrs. whenever I ask Mark if he wants some fresh cherries he asks if I got them pitted... Argh
S.G.
SG,
I guess that means that HE is the "high maintenance" member of the partnership. Why doesn't this surprise me? I suppose you are going to have to cut his steak into little pieces to save him some work.
I only require 'high maintenance' from those that are used to providing it - and need to have training on how to provide it. This obviously refers only to Mr. Willie. (Mrs. Willie is an adorable woman and she gets my sympathy every time I think about that family).
Besides on the 'cutting steak into little pieces' - at least I still have my teeth - and don't eat my supper through a straw!
The only reason I have been leaving you alone is that I knew you needed time to recover and to collect your thoughts (both of them!)
It is probably time for me to renew my quest to wrestle away the cup - just because I don't think you deserve it any longer.
mark
Besides on the 'cutting steak into little pieces' - at least I still have my teeth - and don't eat my supper through a straw!
The only reason I have been leaving you alone is that I knew you needed time to recover and to collect your thoughts (both of them!)
It is probably time for me to renew my quest to wrestle away the cup - just because I don't think you deserve it any longer.
mark
MG,
I filtered through your post, and gathered the essential information.
If you COULD think, you would realize that you have NO hope of ever resting the Betmore Cup from its current posessor (....that would be ME....). It is good, however, that you have an active fantasy life; at least there you can imagine possessing such a magnificent prize.
P.S. - If you ever get that spine transplant and actually step up to the table to play for "The Cup", you will be beaten like a red-headed stepchild....you will need significant maintenance after that whipping.
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Wow Grffin, them's fightin' words! I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
JH,
It wouldn't be a bad thing to be in his shoes (I believe he prefers Lady Nike's); they would allow you to run away like a little girl (his usual response to being offered a fair match...).
Mr. Willie Betmore
Willie -
Those are pretty strong words - but I understand your level of 'anxiety and nervousness'; after all you have built the ownership of 'the cup' into your anchor in life.
I promise I will not turn you in for 'child beating' - (I thought you had quit beating your step children) - but you can always plead insanity. . . .
I had just hoped that leaving you in possession of the cup would allow your 'step family' to live in peace. I guess it was not to be.
Jay - notice how 'wiley' Willie brings in his fantasies (wearing women's shoes) and beating little kids. If you ever get the opportunity to go to the Betmore Basement - be very careful and think twice - for you might become the next victim of his.
He really misunderstands sympathy and compassion for weakness. He is one to be pitied and he will really try your sense of understanding.
All I can say is we must be there to help him - if we can.
Mark Griffin
Willie -
Those are pretty strong words - but I understand your level of 'anxiety and nervousness'; after all you have built the ownership of 'the cup' into your anchor in life.
I promise I will not turn you in for 'child beating' - (I thought you had quit beating your step children) - but you can always plead insanity. . . .
I had just hoped that leaving you in possession of the cup would allow your 'step family' to live in peace. I guess it was not to be.
Jay - notice how 'wiley' Willie brings in his fantasies (wearing women's shoes) and beating little kids. If you ever get the opportunity to go to the Betmore Basement - be very careful and think twice - for you might become the next victim of his.
He really misunderstands sympathy and compassion for weakness. He is one to be pitied and he will really try your sense of understanding.
All I can say is we must be there to help him - if we can.
Mark Griffin
MG,
And all along I thought that it was the restraining order we got from the judge to keep you from loitering near the Basement (checking the security precautions I think...).
Here is the photo, entered into evidence at the restraining order hearing, that convinced the judge to keep you at least 100 yards away from "the Basement." Note that Mark's gaze is fixed upon the magnificent Betmore Cup on the opposite wall. He couldn't take his eyes off it....well, who could???
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Hey Willie,You sure can tell he's thinking real hard about how he can get It out of there!!! You had better keep a close eye on that man.I can just tell by the way he's looking at It. Boy this Is better than any pool book I have read.Keep It up! Daggone,Who all's been to that "basement" anyways?? WOW. I know I'm way down on the list but at least I can say I'v been there too!! You guys are too funny! John B.