and a chance to win a new Pete Tonkin Ebony Hoppe beauty!
John Barton offered me an opportunity to get 15 more cases if I order now.
I am getting old and tired, but I thought about a big Hoorah!
If 15 of you guys will buy 1 case each now, and put up $150 deposit
when the cases come I will put this knockout Pete Tonkin cue in one
of the cases and somebody will get a cue worth about $2400 or more
by one of the truly great cue makers.
Most of us think of Pete as a maker of fancy ornate things that win contests and end up at Tikkler"s house, but I am here to tell you that his cues play great,so great
You will be happy,they will be able to put a banana in your mouth sideways
Go to john Barton's web site
choose your favorite case at a minimum price of $500
order from me your favorite case
I will lean on John to be fast on the work
You can buy two if you like
Everybody books a winner and one Lucky Stiff wins the best cue he ever saw,
I hope the winner is some guy who always wanted something really really great but
heretofore has shown reluctance to spend his money that the little lady needs
Imagine the day when your beautiful leather case arrives,
you and the family are sitting there .,Momma says
"well open it up Henry lets see if you booked a winner"
You timidly pull the wrapping used to protect the classy leather so that your case has no blems,just like from John Barton's hands to yours,no finger prints, and as the case becomes visible you gulp,
Momma says"That is one good looking case"
Junior says "Nice going pop"
"I got it , I got it,yippee and wow!!! and other words of exclamation
Put as you open it up to see where to put your cue
you discover that there is already a cue in there,and what a cue it is ,
a beautiful ebony 4 pointer,with an ivory joint and Hoppe ring
Momma says "Is that one good looking son of a gun or what"
Junior says"Pop ,are we on some kind of candid camera show?"
And ,as you get your composure,you realize you just broke the bank at Monte Carlo
The guys at the pool room who have been raggin you over your participation in one of dean's crazy deals tellin you that its always the other guy who wins
Well,they ain't so snug now,are they?
Grab the phone you Riverboat Gambler
surely you have $150 now and the rest when John Barton requires it
,the very worse thing that happens is you get a beautiful case that will please you for years to come
,a case to impress your chums and please old NO.1
yes sireee,you, you my friend.
You have the chance to steal second base without taking your pinky toe off first base
Its a win WIN situation
you've heard about things like that,well,now its your turn to have one
But,its not for the faint of heart
and the small print is here
If you open the box that contains the cue of legends and your dreams.
if you have a heart attack at the big surprise,the old man deano is not liable
for your hospital bill or anything else
Its not for the faint hearted,the weak knees or the timid
15 people must play or your check will be returned unless you want the case anyway,your choice
Someone could say: do you think you can trust Deanoc?"
Well do you
Dean
214 477 7323
This is no time to stall
only the first 15 will be in on this opportunity
So what are you gonna do
you ,sir,could be the cat's meow
See yourself with that groovy case struttin into the pool room
imagine the looks on the guys faces when they see your new Pete Tonkin cue
Envy,my friend ,is what you will see on their faces
and when they hear how it just showed up free in the box
one day
they will say :No way"
Yes way,and all because one day
you got off high center
and made the call to get the John Barton case that you had been wanting
you chose the one you wanted the most
and now look at you
A no.1,top of the heap
Confucius say "Man who waits for roast duck to fly in mouth ,go hungry"
It all starts with a call to Deanoc
214 477 7323
John Barton offered me an opportunity to get 15 more cases if I order now.
I am getting old and tired, but I thought about a big Hoorah!
If 15 of you guys will buy 1 case each now, and put up $150 deposit
when the cases come I will put this knockout Pete Tonkin cue in one
of the cases and somebody will get a cue worth about $2400 or more
by one of the truly great cue makers.
Most of us think of Pete as a maker of fancy ornate things that win contests and end up at Tikkler"s house, but I am here to tell you that his cues play great,so great
You will be happy,they will be able to put a banana in your mouth sideways
Go to john Barton's web site
choose your favorite case at a minimum price of $500
order from me your favorite case
I will lean on John to be fast on the work
You can buy two if you like
Everybody books a winner and one Lucky Stiff wins the best cue he ever saw,
I hope the winner is some guy who always wanted something really really great but
heretofore has shown reluctance to spend his money that the little lady needs
Imagine the day when your beautiful leather case arrives,
you and the family are sitting there .,Momma says
"well open it up Henry lets see if you booked a winner"
You timidly pull the wrapping used to protect the classy leather so that your case has no blems,just like from John Barton's hands to yours,no finger prints, and as the case becomes visible you gulp,
Momma says"That is one good looking case"
Junior says "Nice going pop"
"I got it , I got it,yippee and wow!!! and other words of exclamation
Put as you open it up to see where to put your cue
you discover that there is already a cue in there,and what a cue it is ,
a beautiful ebony 4 pointer,with an ivory joint and Hoppe ring
Momma says "Is that one good looking son of a gun or what"
Junior says"Pop ,are we on some kind of candid camera show?"
And ,as you get your composure,you realize you just broke the bank at Monte Carlo
The guys at the pool room who have been raggin you over your participation in one of dean's crazy deals tellin you that its always the other guy who wins
Well,they ain't so snug now,are they?
Grab the phone you Riverboat Gambler
surely you have $150 now and the rest when John Barton requires it
,the very worse thing that happens is you get a beautiful case that will please you for years to come
,a case to impress your chums and please old NO.1
yes sireee,you, you my friend.
You have the chance to steal second base without taking your pinky toe off first base
Its a win WIN situation
you've heard about things like that,well,now its your turn to have one
But,its not for the faint of heart
and the small print is here
If you open the box that contains the cue of legends and your dreams.
if you have a heart attack at the big surprise,the old man deano is not liable
for your hospital bill or anything else
Its not for the faint hearted,the weak knees or the timid
15 people must play or your check will be returned unless you want the case anyway,your choice
Someone could say: do you think you can trust Deanoc?"
Well do you
Dean
214 477 7323
This is no time to stall
only the first 15 will be in on this opportunity
So what are you gonna do
you ,sir,could be the cat's meow
See yourself with that groovy case struttin into the pool room
imagine the looks on the guys faces when they see your new Pete Tonkin cue
Envy,my friend ,is what you will see on their faces
and when they hear how it just showed up free in the box
one day
they will say :No way"
Yes way,and all because one day
you got off high center
and made the call to get the John Barton case that you had been wanting
you chose the one you wanted the most
and now look at you
A no.1,top of the heap
Confucius say "Man who waits for roast duck to fly in mouth ,go hungry"
It all starts with a call to Deanoc
214 477 7323
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