Statement from The Legends of Pocket Billiards

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If you visit a tire shop and have a car with four identical size wheels and tires on it....after the new tires are mounted on the rims which tires are the front ones and which ones are the back ones?

Before you answer you must know I am the best tire tech in the country and I know things about tires you do not.

I've also slammed a jug of Redbull and have all day to argue this.
 
Also, if you've ever worked in a pool hall with a plate glass window front, you know that customers will always break toward the window no matter how you orient the table, where the ball return is, and no matter what kind of signs you put up.
Who said anything about windows? That's what I love about you guys, you CAN'T remember the facts to save your lives!!!
 
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If you visit a tire shop and have a car with four identical size wheels and tires on it....after the new tires are mounted on the rims which tires are the front ones and which ones are the back ones?

Before you answer you must know I am the best tire tech in the country and I know things about tires you do not.

I've also slammed a jug of Redbull and have all day to argue this.
When ever I go to my local grocery store, I always pick up an 8 fried dark meat bag of chicken.

And when ever I place that order, it reminds me a lot of you members here on AZB, because as the girl is picking out the 4 legs, I ask her if she'd pick out the back legs instead and put the ones she picked up back. When she looks at me kind of confused, thats when I know I have to break it down as simple as I can for her, so I tell her, the BACK legs are the BIG ones, then the FRONT legs are the SMALL ones!!! I always git the BIG legs that way, and ANY time I'm walking by the deli counter, I know if someone new is working there because, the OTHER employees always ask me, with a smile, GLEN, YOU WANT YOUR 8 PIECE FRIED CHICKEN ORDER TODAY???, and it's ALWAYS the NEW worker that takes my order😅🤣😂 the NEW person always learns CHEICKENS ONLY HAVE 2 LEGS!!
 
Who said anything about windows? That's what I love about you guys, you CAN'T remember the facts to save your lives!!!
Glen - have you been wearing your head shaping helmet? Your typing seems like your skull is squeeing your brain again.
 
You pull the cloth and look at the grind marks on the slate. They should all be pointed towards the head of the table. :D
 
Also, if you've ever worked in a pool hall with a plate glass window front, you know that customers will always break toward the window no matter how you orient the table, where the ball return is, and no matter what kind of signs you put up.
I've owned 3 pool halls, and had store front windows from the floor to the ceiling, and never had a broken window? Did you have broken windows in any of YOUR pool halls?
 
It is nice to see we've moved on to much more important topics. It felt like the pocket size thing had run it's course.

My guess, if their is no ball return, and there is no counters or name plates, there is no difference. Pick which ever side you want to break from.\ That's the head end, and the other side where you rack, is the foot.

If I am wrong, I will go so far as to say you are smarter than me when it comes to pool tables. I'll not concede on you are smarter than me overall, but you don't care, I don't care, and I'm guessing nobody on this forum cares as this is a pool forum, not a IQ test...
Good thing it IS a pool forum, because SIMPLE Questions seem to confuse a lot here, but NOT YOU GOOD OL BUDDY, YOU GOT IT RIGHT!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳
 
I must have asked to hard of a question for most of the intelligent people here on AZB. If you walk up to a pool table that has NO distinguishing differences from the head or foot of the table, THEN the head or foot end is WHICH ever end you want to rack and and break from at that time. Someone else later make come up to that very same table and rack the balls at the OTHER ends. 14.1 has a foot AND head SPOT, and sometimes even a CENTER spot!!! So, again, with no spots, or spot at both ends, its PLAYERS choice to rack and break from EITHER END!
While that would be true most of the time, I can think of situations where it would not be the Players choice to rack and break from EITHER END! So in some situations your answer would be WRONG!!
 
i agree is it is amazing how dumb the people here are. they cant figure out the head or foot of the table. how do they find their car in a parking lot without setting off the alarm.
even bob who has more knowledge about pool than anyone alive at this point couldnt give any clue and as i understand he is on the phone with dave trying to figure it out. the video is due out tomorrow.

glenn doesnt know either i wonder how he manages to put new cloth on the right way not knowing whether to have it roll towards the head or foot.

i bet some of the right handed players even walk around the table clockwise all the time which makes the trip just that much longer.

all the lefties know about that as they are much smarter, as its been found they use more of their brains than right handed people. and thats makes sense as well.

so the real way to find out is to watch the bangers. they cant make long shots so look in the pockets and the pockets with the most balls must be the side the balls are racked on. unless they also dont know which end to rack on then that wont work. i hope you are able to understand that simple concept.
 
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i agree is it is amazing how dumb the people here are. they cant figure out the head or foot of the table. how do they find their car in a parking lot without setting off the alarm.
even bob who has more knowledge about pool than anyone alive at this point couldnt give any clue and as i understand he is on the phone with dave trying to figure it out. the video is due out tomorrow.

glenn doesnt know either i wonder how he manages to put new cloth on the right way not knowing whether to have it roll towards the head or foot.

i bet some of the right handed players even walk around the table clockwise all the time which makes the trip just that much longer.

all the lefties know about that as they are much smarter, as its been found they use more of their brains than right handed people. and thats makes sense as well.

so the real way to find out is to watch the bangers. they cant make long shots so look in the pockets and the pockets with the most balls must be the side the balls are racked on. unless they also dont know which end to rack on then that wont work. i hope you are able to understand that simple concept.
The cloth wear pattern should tell you.
 
While that would be true most of the time, I can think of situations where it would not be the Players choice to rack and break from EITHER END! So in some situations your answer would be WRONG!!
I knew I should have specified pool balls, which end are they racked at😅🤣😂
 
i agree is it is amazing how dumb the people here are. they cant figure out the head or foot of the table. how do they find their car in a parking lot without setting off the alarm.
even bob who has more knowledge about pool than anyone alive at this point couldnt give any clue and as i understand he is on the phone with dave trying to figure it out. the video is due out tomorrow.

glenn doesnt know either i wonder how he manages to put new cloth on the right way not knowing whether to have it roll towards the head or foot.

i bet some of the right handed players even walk around the table clockwise all the time which makes the trip just that much longer.

all the lefties know about that as they are much smarter, as its been found they use more of their brains than right handed people. and thats makes sense as well.

so the real way to find out is to watch the bangers. they cant make long shots so look in the pockets and the pockets with the most balls must be the side the balls are racked on. unless they also dont know which end to rack on then that wont work. i hope you are able to understand that simple concept.
You lost me when you started out with "I agree..."😇
 
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