Stinky players

lastdimetaker said:
I would never put down someone to make myself feel better. A real man would simply let the guy know that he might need to put some deodorant on. I have played pool from 11am till the next morning, im sure i was not up to ur standards. It so easy to pick on a person you did not name and make up a story like this. I wonder if this story was true what would that guy say. Hmmmmmm maybe he said dude what u doing sniffing my ball sack.... lol pick on somebody ur own size... how bout me..
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Perhaps you yourself think that stinking bad is manly, cool and perfectly normal, but I don't. However bad you smell, I'm sure that our guy can give you a big handicap in bad smell department.

I wish my story was fabrication, I really do, but unfortunately it is not. Some details for you:
- my club is a private room, monthly membership fee based, around 30 members or so, no smoking allowed...some kids are members, as well as one girl
- one guy started showing up a few months ago guy used to constantly show up smelling really bad
- other players have told me stories about the famous Stinky One, but I've never been around him, so I had no idea...
- the fellow wasn't that bad as a person, but oh boy he smelled bad...you had to restrain yourself from vomiting sometimes when he was near you...:barf:...OMG...it wasn't your usual sweat odor...it was just...arhhhh...the whole room of more than 300 square meters would stink very bad...awful!
- other guys in the club started complaining from time to time, openly confronted him...calling him names...one of the players sprayed him with powerful odor spray...:)
- the Stinky One kept apologising, saying he wouldn't ever smell that bad anymore...it was just that he came straight after a stressful day at work...sorry guys...etc...
- we also come to play after work and none of us smell like that...how so we ask?
- the next day he comes through the door, wearing a big jacket (winter time), AGAIN smelling bad...and he didn't even get to the table yet! that day he was particularly awful...:barf:
- and again he got sprayed with a bottle of odor spray!
- incidents like that happened again and again...all of us players protested...the club owner said that we must wait until Stinky's membership fee expires for that month...he did pay for it after all...so we were waiting...and waiting...and waiting...
- finally at the end of November of 2012. the Stinky One was asked to leave the club which he thankfully did!
- what a relief!!!
- btw. nothing happened to the Stinky One...I hear he's now visiting his former club...I'm sure his former club mates are very happy...:D

Some facts about The Stinky One:
- he is well over 40 years old
- he was bragging lots of times about how much money he earns per month and how he likes to live expensive lifestyle
- should have used that money to buy some mother f#%$!ng soap and deodorant!
 
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It's a sad state of affairs when this is a common enough problem that this thread already has over 20 replies with multiple people telling stories of bad smelling pool players. smh
 
at one point in time pool was a classy game...tisk tisk now its for losers.
unless u play at a higher level with classy people, sry regular pool hall im about to order my new diamond table..practice at home haha
 
We should develop an anti-pool player spray. It should smell like money, because pool players stay as far away from that stuff as possible...
 
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Skunks in League ...

Maybe you are referring to the Placerville Pool League in NorCal.
They have some real "Skunks" who seem to be allergic to
Soap & Water !!!
Winter is bad enough, but Summer is unbearable to be around
those MF'ers.
God as my witness, this is my LAST year for League.
 
I would get a dozen bbq hot wings from Hooters, wait about 1/2 hour and drop some ass bombs on the b.o. guy...that'll learn em :)
 
oldschoolr said:
I can not stand playing pool around people with body odor, its wrong making other people smell your dirty a s s e s. i can handle the smell of weed and cigarettes but really people smell yourselves before you go play pool around others, one time i just had enough of this one guy...everytime he walked by me it was disgusting...wtf is with all the low life losers that didn;t learn how to wash their ball sacks, but yet they have a perfect clean cue lol !!!
pls if you are in a tourney and you don;t use the shower the whole weekend and you have been drinking----you stink ok.
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Ill go ya one better...played a poker turny not that long ago, and sat next to someone you are discribing perfectly...for 12 hours. Was brutal. Even worse, he knocked me out with a rivered gutshot str8 after all the money went in on the flop.
 
ya been there with the poker scene myself, this one really fat lady always stunk up the sunday game...i would always go for a nice buffet first and be totally stuffed with eggs benny and then play cards...but once again i had issues but this time it was with sick people....if your sick stay home.
 
oldschoolr said:
ya been there with the poker scene myself, this one really fat lady always stunk up the sunday game...i would always go for a nice buffet first and be totally stuffed with eggs benny and then play cards...but once again i had issues but this time it was with sick people....if your sick stay home.
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When i play I have to concentrait hard to make sure I don't rub my eyes with my fingers. The chips are like money, dirty as hell. I use my knuckles. I have had more then one eye infection within days of playing before, and I know its due to rubbing my eyes. But I agree nothing worse then someone sneezing on the cards/chips.
 
This only happened to me once in a WPBA tournament but it caught me by surprise. My opponent was wearing heavy cheap perfume. I couldn't escape the smell. Midway through the match I got a killer headache. It was a horrible experience.
 
the worst is playing against people that purposely fart around the table during the entire set. just gotta suck it up - lol - run out quick, and take their stinking money.
 
I play in a weekly tournament on Fridays and there is a guy named Big Stinky Frank that smells like doodie all the time. It's terrible. And to make it worse he runs around the take a lot and it kind odd wafts around all the time. It's awful. And he knows it too. He knows we call him that.
 
Is he Big Stinky whose name is Frank, or is he big Frank thats stinky, or both?

I used to drive truck for a friend of mine. We had another friend that drove for us. I used to switch trucks with him and unload and re load for him in the USA.

The drivers seat smelled like A$$. In no time at all, from sitting in it, I smelled like a$$.
Every time you hit a bimp in the road and bounced in the seat a bit, the A$$ smell would just about knock you out.

Finally, I told my friend that there was absolutely no way I'm switching unless he shampooed the drivers seat.

The driver also had nasty eating habits and drank tons of beer. Thats all he did was fart on the seat all day long.
 
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Just carry some of that shit homicide detectives put under their noses when they find a 3 month old body, then when its your turn for "Whats in the case" you will have a story to tell.
 
This is one of the more amusing threads I have read in a long time, but I am so glad to see that there are so many girls that play the game!
Sorry ladies, but some of us men stink, especially if we eat bar food and work for living,
 
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