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Bill says, "The one thing I wanted to say..."

And I think, yeah, Bill, it's the only thing you're going to get to say.
 
What a real sh*t show this match is! Commentary isn't much better. The only thing worse than this match and the commentary is Barry's drunken ramblings before the SVB/Earl match. I still have no idea what he was saying other than "bring me a Crown and diet"
 
If im not mistaken, but in the last 20 minutes Paul said he taught corey how to break last night, and now, greg consulted him on how to design the diamond table.

Wow is this guy real
 
This kind of reminds me of those matches on YouTube where the commentary is in Arabic or Chinese and there isn't 2 seconds of silence in the whole video.
 
Corey is far more co-ordinated than Jay.......
...he's got a shirt just as atrocious as the carpet.
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This entire thread and the goofing on these commentators actually makes this match tolerable. You guys got me laughing out loud.
 
StraightPoolIU said:
He also "wrote 500 articles" on the rack and breaking before Joe Tucker.
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Hahaha haha
"In 94 I wrote articles for a billiard magazine out of japan about the break"

thats like the guy in the grunge band at the local bar saying his band has a big following in belgium.
 
Cardigan Kid said:
This entire thread and the goofing on these commentators actually makes this match tolerable. You guys got me laughing out loud.
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I was thinking the same. So bad it's good kinda thing.

If they're paying old boy by the word I'm gonna need to take out a 2nd mortgage to buy tomorrow's stream.
 
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Even when Bill mentions something Paul spoke about earlier in the match, Paul disagrees...

Bill says Jason has a freeflowing style of play. Paul disagrees saying he's actually freewheeling. When Bill brings it up later in the match that Jason is freewheeling, Paul says no that's his style of play...wtf???

These guys are killing me...worst commentary ever!:angry:
 
I think they forgot there was a match going on for about 30 minutes. All they were talking about was stories of their "glory" days.
 
Can't even watch the stream, Audiovideoweb won't load, tried internet explorer, same problem. I had no troubles last year, what a bummer.
 
StraightPoolIU said:
I was thinking the same. So bad it's good kinda thing.

If they're paying old boy by the word I'm gonna need to take out a 2nd mortgage to buy tomorrow's stream.
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They are the commentator equivalent of an Ed Wood movie, so bad you just have to keep watching.
 
Not watching the stream, but this thread is probably just as entertaining!
I grew up in the Northwest and have known Paul for years and I can just imagine all the things he'd say if given a live audience. He was a hell of a player back in the day, but I learned real quick to take whatever he says with a grain (more like a fistful) of salt...

Keep them quotes comin'!
 
Ky Boy said:
Even when Bill mentions something Paul spoke about earlier in the match, Paul disagrees...

Bill says Jason has a freeflowing style of play. Paul disagrees saying he's actually freewheeling. When Bill brings it up later in the match that Jason is freewheeling, Paul says no that's his style of play...wtf???

These guys are killing me...worst commentary ever!:angry:
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Then he went on to say he was a cross between dick lane and cj wiley, and he wanted to have a fast style.....right after saying shaws fast style wasnt good.....?????
 
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