stupid qustions

I have two, that get asked quite often.

#1...Do you sell cues in here?.....150 cues on display with price tags.

#2...Do you fix cue sticks?.........As i am cutting a tip down on the lathe.
 
When we are setup at tournaments or shows with our large banner and all our literature and small banners everywhere, we get asked " Do you sell these here" quite often. The other one that is funny is "How much is the table?". We always have a diamond table in our booth to let people hit with our cues.

Royce Bunnell
www.obcues.com
 
This one has to top them all

This one has to top them all. Read closely here. The name of my business is.............Billiard Table Services Inc. Pretty self explanatory it would seem? Yet I have someone call about once a week and ask.......yep you got it................ Do you guys service pool tables??!!!!!!! :rolleyes:
I hear lots of others too as you can imagine. Kinda interesting dealing with the general public isn't it? :grin:
 
I have a banner at my cue repair booths that's 8ft by 2ft Yellow with black letters Can't miss it at the front of the booth and lathe (D&D Cue Repair).
Then they ask the question of the day. Do you put on tips here.
I get this one a lot.
I play league what kind of tip do I need?
 
I had a bussiness in S.Cal getting loads for truckers . I have a beard, and longer than normal hair. I had a trucker come in and sit down in front of my desk and the 1st thing he said was " Boy I bet you smoke a lot of Grass " I ran him out and refused to load him, he just couldn't understand. Takes all kinds. Jim:mad:
 
I work in Agriculture think one of the top corporate seed companies...absolutely can't stand when someone asks me "Do you get a discount on bags of seed?" I'm sorry last I checked I don't work at Best Buy you moron.
 
Odd Questions

"I'd like to buy a pool cue for my husband this Christmas! He's left handed. Do you have any in stock"? Once I was sure she wasn't shining me on. I just couldn't help but laugh a little. She had bought him a golf club once, and had assumed the info was needed to select a pool cue as well. I'm not immune to asking crazy questions. I've asked some doosies myself! Life can be just plain funny! :smile:
 
not the same but closely related.

People call me offshore and ask me what I'm doing?

I usually say I'm fishing, what do you think I'm doing I'm working...or posting on Azbilliards lmao
 
Just remember there are never stupid questions, only stupid people. :)

I'm a boiler/furnace tech and the most common stupid question I get is my heat don't work, why?. My simple answer and a good % of the time the Reason is.. Did you turn it on?:rolleyes:
 
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