TAR 37 Caption Contest: Win a Free PPV

SVB: Corey listen to my nursery rhyme! hickory dickory dock..
this match is such a lock...
Set 1 set 2 set 3 I win...
just as I did when TAR begin!

Corey: Hey Shane listen to my rhyme! Don't count your chickens
before they hatch...
you may have heard
I'm a reader of the rack!
I'm taking this cash
back home with me...
and telling everyone
I BEAT SVB!!!
 
SVB: You ready to be F'ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Oh my God. Justin and me, we're gonna F you up.

CD: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
Shane: "I look much better in pastel than you do, CD"
Corey: "Not a chance S-V-Beee, I've been wearing pastel way before you thought it was cool" ("but you do look pretty in pink!) hahahahaha

SVB: "well settle this on the pastel blue felt this weekend - loser can't wear pastel shirts for a year!"
Corey: "Bet!"

Dave
 
S: If he soft breaks I will break him like I broke Donny.
C: If I soft break he is gonna break me like he broke Donny.
 
contest

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Shane gonna win
 
Here We Go Again!

Shane: Oh Boy, when I asked Danny if he told Cory
this was going to be doubles
he said, Not Exaaaactly

Cory: It's getting late and John's not here yet,
I hope he didn't hear we were playing Shane and Danny!
I was going to tell him when he got here, I swear.
Do you think that's wrong? :)



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Shane: Why doesn't anyone want to race to 100, 10-ball anymore?
Corey: Did they make the Mosconi Cup team selections yet?
 
Shane...... Corey, I got my eye on you, you better not try any of that fancy soft breaking crap.

Wait till Shane gets a load of my new soft breaking technique, it's the nuts..
 
Corey: If I beat you can I have your spot on the Mosconi Cup team?
Shane: You will be lucky if you can walk by then after I get done HORSE#064ING you
 
Shane: Is Corey crazy he can't beat me I shoot to straight
Corey: Hmmmm what should I order for lunch this time around while shane is putting packages on me
 
SVB - Hey Corey, you know $1500.00 is a lot of money for sitting on your arse for 3 days.
Corey - That's true, you know what else is true, Richard Simmons just called he wants his shirt back.
 
SVB: "Man, I don't think I've ever beaten someone who had such a thick beard before!"
Corey: "Once I beat Shane, I think I'm going to play for the Red Sox."
 
Shane: If we just had red, yellow, and black we could be the Power Rangers.
Corey: I love Power Rangers. I bet Schmidt has a nice yellow shirt.
 
SVB: This should be called the Shane Action Report
CD: I hate that caption contest
 
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S.V.B.-"I can't believe he's trying that clean the cue ball shit again!"
C.D.-"I hope he doesn't put the cue ball back in the same spot"
 
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