According to an article in the Springfield News Leader, local One Pocket player and man about town, Tramp Steamer, was seen playing pool last Friday at Billiards of Springfield (I beg your pardon, Billiards Sports Bar and Grill). Our reporter Tom Flatulent, provides the following.
Tom: "Mr. Steamer. Several months ago you were diagnosed will an illness that necessitated your departure from Pool. At least as a participant. Now here you are playing again. To what do you owe your remarkable comeback?"
Tramp: "Prayer."
Tom: "Prayer?"
Tramp: "Is there an echo in here? Yes. Prayer."
Tom: "Can you explain?"
Tramp: "Yes. I am thoroughly convinced that my recovery, at least to this point, can be attributed to the prayers and kind wishes of the good people, and my friends, at AZB.
Bear in mind Tom, that I'm not out of the woods yet, but with the proper medication and good thoughts from the folks on the worlds greatest Pool forum, I can't help but get better.
Tom: That's good news Tramp. Say, rumor has it that you once worked in the circus. Tell the readers a little about that experience.
Tramp: "Well, Tom, I don't like to brag, but I was one of only a handful of men who were qualified to give enemas to elephants. It started a long time ago...
Tom: "Mr. Steamer. Several months ago you were diagnosed will an illness that necessitated your departure from Pool. At least as a participant. Now here you are playing again. To what do you owe your remarkable comeback?"
Tramp: "Prayer."
Tom: "Prayer?"
Tramp: "Is there an echo in here? Yes. Prayer."
Tom: "Can you explain?"
Tramp: "Yes. I am thoroughly convinced that my recovery, at least to this point, can be attributed to the prayers and kind wishes of the good people, and my friends, at AZB.
Bear in mind Tom, that I'm not out of the woods yet, but with the proper medication and good thoughts from the folks on the worlds greatest Pool forum, I can't help but get better.
Tom: That's good news Tramp. Say, rumor has it that you once worked in the circus. Tell the readers a little about that experience.
Tramp: "Well, Tom, I don't like to brag, but I was one of only a handful of men who were qualified to give enemas to elephants. It started a long time ago...
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