I'm more interested if cue was cored or it was full splice?
The day my (ex) wife smashed my Joss cue
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I see this as an opportunity to get a new, really nice cue.
What you mean is you feel in love with one bad ass Mexican! I know I married one one time and she still lets me hang around, I was trying to get back to sleep yesterday and I had said something to piss her of and the next thing I know is I get whooped upside the head with a big ads pillow! No broken cues though but a few bruises, hell the other day I said something and she threw a ball point pen and it stuck! She has always had a good aim with the chonklas my son found that out the hard way! He pissed her off one day and she threw it and broke his hand! He didn’t act up anymore!
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That's unfortunate. It happened to my sister and ruined her life. The kicker was the guy was a preacher. Left her with two pre-school kids to raise by herself.
Ouch. That's sad. Not the divorce, the cue.
But seriously, half of all marriages end in divorce. (At least that's what I've heard). Now you know what to avoid in the next one.
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It was my sister, not me. I've been married for 46 years to a Filipina woman. She can't play pool at all but she's a good wife. If I got sick there is only one person in this world who would take care of me.Ouch. That's sad. Not the divorce, the cue.
But seriously, half of all marriages end in divorce. (At least that's what I've heard). Now you know what to avoid in the next one.
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My divorce was much more amicable, when my ex announced that she wanted a divorce I said "OK".
Here's my funny one, ok, maybe two.
A few years ago we were in our living room and she was sitting on the chair and I was on the couch across the room, she started going on and on about something and I just looked at her and said "You're delusional". All I remember was this black thing coming straight for my head at warp speed, I was was watching tv so kind of looking sideways. I casually cocked my head to the right and BAM the tv remote hit the wall and exploded. I calmly said you missed, and now you owe me a new remote. She just walked away. LOL. She still owes me a remote.
Pool related - when I was 17 or 18 I had a table in my basement. I had a few buddies over one night and we were actually just watching a movie chilling. The bars closed and my brother came home about 2AM, needless to say, a bit tipsy, and wanted to play me a game of pool. So I did and he went to bed and me and my buddies kept playing pool. A little while later he came out of the bedroom and yelled at us to quit so I basically told him f off. Well, brothers are brothers and he came running across the basement at me and chased me around the table (everybody was laughing, even him, but I wasn't, finally I stopped running and he kept coming. I grabbed the stick off the table (cheap 1 piece) and swung it as fast as I could (butt in hand and tip was a whistling). I could see the look of terror on his face as he winced and turned. The last 8" of that stick smacked him right in the kidney area and about 4" of it broke off and went flying across the room. The next look on his face made me run very fast, I lost that next battle but no scars
He still has a scar and my buddy probably still has the end of that stick. That was 1987-1988? We actually just talked about that a week ago. Good times!
A few years ago we were in our living room and she was sitting on the chair and I was on the couch across the room, she started going on and on about something and I just looked at her and said "You're delusional". All I remember was this black thing coming straight for my head at warp speed, I was was watching tv so kind of looking sideways. I casually cocked my head to the right and BAM the tv remote hit the wall and exploded. I calmly said you missed, and now you owe me a new remote. She just walked away. LOL. She still owes me a remote.
Pool related - when I was 17 or 18 I had a table in my basement. I had a few buddies over one night and we were actually just watching a movie chilling. The bars closed and my brother came home about 2AM, needless to say, a bit tipsy, and wanted to play me a game of pool. So I did and he went to bed and me and my buddies kept playing pool. A little while later he came out of the bedroom and yelled at us to quit so I basically told him f off. Well, brothers are brothers and he came running across the basement at me and chased me around the table (everybody was laughing, even him, but I wasn't, finally I stopped running and he kept coming. I grabbed the stick off the table (cheap 1 piece) and swung it as fast as I could (butt in hand and tip was a whistling). I could see the look of terror on his face as he winced and turned. The last 8" of that stick smacked him right in the kidney area and about 4" of it broke off and went flying across the room. The next look on his face made me run very fast, I lost that next battle but no scars
He still has a scar and my buddy probably still has the end of that stick. That was 1987-1988? We actually just talked about that a week ago. Good times!
Something is wrong here or I missed it:
No one has asked the most important question of all! Do you miss using the Joss Sneaky?
No one has asked the most important question of all! Do you miss using the Joss Sneaky?
I see a couple guys talking about mexican tempers lol.
My first wife was mexican. Yea she used to start yelling in spanish once in a while nut it never went beyond that.
Second wife was Choctaw indian. Some one mentioned about their woman throwing things. This woman here could have been a world champion dart thrower. She never missed.
My third and last wife is the one i mentioned earlier about the dent in the door. Her father was spanish and her mother was italian. Of course with the mix of that blood she sure acquired a helluva temper. She sure kept it under better control after the hole in her windshield. Just started spouting off in a mixture of italian and spanish sometimes. It amazed me how she could change languages in the middle of a sentence.
As you can tell.. I really had an affinity for brown skinned women and yea i can speak from experience...they are passionate as hell.
Well i did start falling for a blonde once until i found out she was a lez and i couldnt talk her into swinging both ways. Now this girl could shoot pool.
My first wife was mexican. Yea she used to start yelling in spanish once in a while nut it never went beyond that.
Second wife was Choctaw indian. Some one mentioned about their woman throwing things. This woman here could have been a world champion dart thrower. She never missed.
My third and last wife is the one i mentioned earlier about the dent in the door. Her father was spanish and her mother was italian. Of course with the mix of that blood she sure acquired a helluva temper. She sure kept it under better control after the hole in her windshield. Just started spouting off in a mixture of italian and spanish sometimes. It amazed me how she could change languages in the middle of a sentence.
As you can tell.. I really had an affinity for brown skinned women and yea i can speak from experience...they are passionate as hell.
Well i did start falling for a blonde once until i found out she was a lez and i couldnt talk her into swinging both ways. Now this girl could shoot pool.
Do not forget the intimate details portion.
She will fall back in line immediately !!
Absolutely.
Telling her to go fuck yourself is usually read as "go fuck the first guy you see that is not you!" so do not ever do that.
True story!
My mother in law served me with divorce papers. My (ex) wife was standing there.
I just said "cool" and went on with my evening.
Damn. I still might’ve given her a chance!
Ditto. My starter Wife finally pushed me to that point as well.
JC
Coos Cues
I try not to have friendly divorces so she won't think she may still be entitled to my stuff.Ditto. My starter Wife finally pushed me to that point as well.
Billions of people on the planet I should be able to make a new friend.
Did Joss fix your cue?
At least, it wasn’t too expensive... the cue I mean
Grady once said about getting married for the fourth time:
“If this one doesn't work out, then every five years I'm just going to find a woman I hate and buy her a house”.
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Grady once said about getting married for the fourth time:
“If this one doesn't work out, then every five years I'm just going to find a woman I hate and buy her a house”.
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