When you wait for mods to do the right thing and remove a sticky, you get bored...
When you get bored, you go to the pool room...
When you go to the pool room, you get in games you shouldn't...
When you get in games you shouldn't, you lose all of your money...
When you lose all of your money, you go to loan sharks...
When you go to loan sharks, you can't pay them back...
When you can't pay them back, they try to beat the ever-loving s@#t out of you...
When they try to beat the ever-loving s@#t out of you, you seek protection...
When you seek protection, you end-up owing favors...
When you end-up owing favors, you run drugs to pay off your favors...
When you run drugs to pay off your favors, you get caught...
When you get caught, you get a cell mate named Bull...
When you get a cell mate named Bull, you have to marry him so you don't get killed in general population...
When you have to marry him so you don't get killed in general population, you're forced to wear make-up and perform sexual favors to earn extra oatmeal and dipping bread...
Don't perform sexual favors to earn extra oatmeal and dipping bread...take down the sticky.